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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Tap Ball and Soccer Cup 2015 content update
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Tap Ball and Soccer Cup 2015 content update was released on June 23, 2015.
Characters
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Character or Skin
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Cost
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Unlock Message
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Notes
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Furious D
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Four legs are better than two.
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Unlocked with Jockey Bart. Available from July 3rd at 9am BST to July 13th at 9am BST.
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Springy
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17,800
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Keep an eye on him.
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Act 2 Personal Prize.
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Skins
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Character or Skin
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Cost
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Unlock Message
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Notes
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Referee Homer
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FREE
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Requires Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4 to be completed.
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Soccer Lisa
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Requires Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4 to be completed. Present in the files since Level 53.
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Athlete Ned
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Playable only on the field.
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Requires Balls of Glory Pt. 1 to be completed.
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Pin Pal Apu
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Football Nelson
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85
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Requires Balls of Glory Pt. 2 to be completed. Available from June 23rd at 7.30pm BST to July 3rd at 9am BST.
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Baseball Jasper
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11,300
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Act 1 Personal Prize.
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Softball Mr Burns
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19,500
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Lady Duff
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50
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240 with Duff Brewery and Duffman. Available from June 25th at 9am BST to June 30th at 9am BST after completing The Perfect Pitch.
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100px
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Toreador Abe
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85
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I’m hard of hearing, can’t see straight and I’m ready to fight a bull!
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Available from July 13th at 9am BST to July 21st at 5pm BST.
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Jockey Bart
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100
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I’m tall for a jockey.
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Unlocks Furious D. Available from July 3rd at 9am BST to July 13th at 9am BST.
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Kung Fu Comic Book Guy
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Daily Task #18
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My kung fu is stronger!
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Boxing Drederick Tatum
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Daily Task #5
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Float like a butterfly, bite like a tiger.
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Tennis Marge
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30,000
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Knock off that racket. *laugh*
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Act 2 Personal Prize.
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Ballet Ralph
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26,300
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Say plies and thank you.
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Act 3 Personal Prize.
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Returning
Buildings
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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Stadium Entrance
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FREE
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Unlock upon starting Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 2. Unlocks Bronze stadium set.
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Grass Field
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Unlock upon starting Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 2.
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Alley Mcballs
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5,800
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24h
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Getting Minds Into the Gutter
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Act 2 Personal Prize.
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Springfield Arms
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Unknown
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Barely Maintaining Habitability
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Act 3 Community Prize.
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The Gridiron
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Getting Blitz
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Testosterzone
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8,400
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Teaching Kids How To Dodge Beanballs
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Act 3 Personal Prize
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Sportacus
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85
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6s
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Arguing Over Who's In Charge
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Available from June 23rd at 7.30pm BST to July 3rd at 9am BST.
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Simpson Laser Tag
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145
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Disappointing Teenagers
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Available from July 3rd at 9am BST to July 13th at 9am BST.
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Basketball Stadium
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90
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Playing Bee Ball
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Skin
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Name
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Cost
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100px
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Dirt Field
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50
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Returning
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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Blocko Store
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30
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6s
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Shipping Sharp Edge Shapes
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Returns from Easter 2014 and Easter 2015. Available from June 23rd at 7.30pm BST to July 3rd at 9am BST.
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Decorations
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Name
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Cost
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Notes
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Single Bleachers
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900
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Craftable item.
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Double Bleachers
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1,200
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Triple Bleachers
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1,500
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Stadium Fence
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325
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Football Uprights
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750
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Stadium Lights
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1,650
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Soccer Net
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1,800
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Low Blow Boxing
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6,000
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Bowling Setup Machine
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4,100
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Football Tire Target
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3,000
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Homertron
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1,900
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Act 1 Personal Prize.
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Obstacle Tires
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5,600
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Obstacle Wall
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15,100
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Obstacle Wire
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11,900
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Act 2 Personal Prize.
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Obstacle Log
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23,800
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Homerclese Statue
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38,900
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Act 3 Personal Prize.
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Tennis Court
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50
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Boxing Ring
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30
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Available from June 23rd at 7.30pm BST to July 3rd at 9am BST.
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Flags
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5
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Available from June 25th at 9am BST to June 30th at 9am BST.
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T-Ball Stand
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30
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Available from July 3rd at 9am BST to July 13th at 9am BST.
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Tennis Machine
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30
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Available from July 13th at 9am BST to July 21st at 5pm BST.
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Murderhorn
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250
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Taste of Duff Beer Truck
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Unknown
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Act 3 Community Prize.
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Flags
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Name
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Image
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Name
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Image
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Name
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Image
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Name
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Image
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Name
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Name
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Image
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Name
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Australia Flag
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Brazil Flag
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Cameroon Flag
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Canada Flag
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China Flag
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Colombia Flag
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Costa Rica Flag
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Donut Flag
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Ecuador Flag
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England Flag
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France Flag
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Germany Flag
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Ireland Flag
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Italy Flag
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Ivory Coast Flag
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Japan Flag
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Jolly Roger Flag
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Learn to Fart Flag
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Mexico Flag
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Netherlands Flag
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New Zealand Flag
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Nigeria Flag
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Norway Flag
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Russia Flag
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Scotland Flag
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South Korea Flag
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Spain Flag
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Sweden Flag
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Switzerland Flag
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Thailand Flag
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To Fraternal Love Flag
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United Kingdom Flag
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United States Flag
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Wales Flag
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Returning
Stadium sets
Once the Clay or Gold Stadium Entrance is bought, the other stadium set pieces change too.
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Clay
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Gold
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Stadium Entrance
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Grass Field
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Dirt Field
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Single Bleachers, Double Bleachers, Triple Bleachers
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Stadium Fence
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Stadium Lights
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Homertron
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Act 1 Gameplay
Meet My Trophy Life
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 1
After the user logs in on June 23:
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Can you believe it, Dad? The World Cup is in full swing!
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I know! It's yachting's biggest event!
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No, that's the AMERICA'S Cup. And it's stupid. I'm talking about the--
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So much drama! Which billionaire will rise to the challenge, and hire the best sailor to drive his catamaran?
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I'll be glued to the TV!
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I'm talking about the Women's World Cup of soccer!
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Oh. That's the sport where some dudes--
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--women, in this case--
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--kick a ball around until one of them fakes an injury the best and a winner is declared?
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Let's just watch the game.
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Task: Make Lisa Watch Soccer (45s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Homer Watch Soccer (45s, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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*snores*
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Dad, wake up!
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Why? Did somebody finally score a soccer goal?
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Almost! ...but then no.
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Exciting stuff. This sport could really use some cheerleaders and hockey fights.
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Soccer is the single most popular sport in the world! Bigger than motorcycle polo and bear baiting COMBINED.
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Which confirms what I've always said: the world is an idiot.
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It's time for a new sport! A better sport!
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Task: Build Grass Field Task: Build Stadium Entrance Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Have you ever longed for a sport that combines the thrill of selecting a team with the fun of waiting for a long time between matches?
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Not at all.
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Then say hello to Tap Ball!
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Tap Ball takes the best parts of other sports -- dribbling, the infield fly rule, an epidemic of concussions --
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-- and adds the excitement of watching people play second-rate video games!
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That sounds confusing and terrible.
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Best of all, the only equipment you need is a smartphone, thirteen balls of varying size, bats made of glass...
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...some chalk to mark the many end zones, a quaffle, Kevlar body armor and a greedy, narcissistic owner to screw it all up!
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The town library is crumbling, and you got a Tap Ball stadium built in no time at all.
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It's easy, when you sell the naming rights. Welcome to Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park!
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Duff gets to be first because they gave us the most money.
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People are gonna love it!
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Task: Make Homer Pander to Sponsors(3m, Stadium Entrance Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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So what are the rules of Tap Ball?
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You ready for this? Because it's gonna blow your mind. The only rule of Tap Ball is...
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...THERE...
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...ARE...
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...NO...
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...more than sixty-seven rules. With attached sub-rules, notes, and clarifications.
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Task: Make Homer Invent More Rules [x4] (6s, Stadium Entrance) 1st done:
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Rule one: a three-point shot is worth five points.
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Rule two: attire is business casual, no underwear.
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2nd done:
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Rule three: with one minute to go in the eighth quarter, the score is always tied. So it's more exciting.
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Rule four: punching, whether of opponents or teammates, shall be worth two runs.
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3rd done:
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Rule five: every player must keep both feet on the floor at all times. When running, a hand must also be on the floor.
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Rule six: only the player with the ball may cry.
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Rule seven: defense loses championships.
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I think I get it.
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I'm not done yet!
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4th done:
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Dad, I have to admit. There’s a puncher’s chance this new sport of yours will catch on.
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In that case, I’d like its first bona fide star to be a woman. Sign me up.
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Great! You’ll play the critical position of center left forward back. Your job is to feed me alley-oops.
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I thought you were the referee.
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I’m both! And that’s how I’ll ensure I’m also the greatest Tap Ball player ever. It’s why Babe Ruth was a baseball umpire.
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Baseball is the least important thing in the universe to me, but I’m fairly certain that’s not true.
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My game, my rules!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 5
After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 2 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Attendance at last night's Tap Ball game was only 6 people.
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While that's superior to most MLB games, it is concerning.
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Attention everyone! Tap Ball stadium is open, and everyone can watch for free!
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Free? Mr. Simpson, as one of your sponsors, I do not see how that is a good idea.
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Good sir, I assure you it's all a scam. My motives toward our fans are purely evil.
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Phew. So it's like every other sport.
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Not exactly.
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See Tap Ball is free to try, but then we lure people into buying foam fingers and hats and other useless overpriced stuff that costs real money.
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So like every other sport, except that it's free to try?
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No, it's completely differ-- oh hey, you're right. Man, this freemium model has been around forever.
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Task: Tap Fans [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 6
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Great game, everybody! I saw a lot of effort out there.
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Except for you, Flanders! You stink. Don't ask me why.
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And your moustache also stinks. It played really lousy today.
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Appreciate the constructive criticism, coachareeno! Maybe I can train a little more to get better.
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System Message
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Earn Amateur Bucks through practice jobs and Tap Ball games. Spend your earnings to upgrade your Tap Ball players.
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System Message
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Upgrading players allows you to face off against stronger opponents for better rewards.
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System Message
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Upgrading your Tap Ball players also helps your merchandising reach more fans, so don't forget to keep training
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Task: Make Tap Ball Players Practice [x4] (4h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Upgrade Homer Task: Upgrade Lisa Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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It's hard being a team owner, manager and athlete at the same time.
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How will I find time to improve the stadium, yell at my teammates, drink and nap?
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Sounds like you need a schedule. You should plan your day, make a time table for yourself and others.
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Schedules? Time tables? Numbers? These things shouldn't exist in sports.
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Task: Complete Daily Training Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balls of Glory
Balls of Glory Pt. 1
After completing Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I need players for Tap Ball, America’s fastest-growing-sport (as measured by bench-clearing brawls).
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Here's the sign up sheet. See? It's already got my name, and Flanders.
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Well that doesn't look like my hand writing, but I'm always willing to get physical with my favorite neighbour.
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Sports is my only escape from my crushing family life. I'm in!
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Amen to that brother!
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We officially have enough players to play Tap Ball!
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Task: Play Tap Ball
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Hey fatso! Your team needs more jocks like me. I'm going to be a superstar Tap Ball player.
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How many millions of dollars do those jerks make?
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Zero! You play for free! Being part of Professional Tap Ball is its own reward!
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After all, this is a sport that's steeped in tradition, having been founded over three missions ago.
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Wait a second. You got a ton of sponsorship money. Why can't you use some of that to pay your players?
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How about instead of money, I pay you with something much more valuable.
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Experience!
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…
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...er, what if, INSTEAD, I pay you in something else?
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Something called...uh... “Amateur Bucks!” Redeemable everywhere that accepts pretend money!
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Now we're talking!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balls of Glory Pt. 2
After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 1:
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That was fun, but I'm more out of breath than an atheist attempting to disprove God's existence.
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Come on! We can play again! More games mean more money!
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I'm tired, too. Just give us some time to rest.
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You could rest, or you could drink one of our sponsor's products in front of the camera!
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Put those hard earned Amateur Bucks to use!
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System Message
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Your players need to rest between games. Unlock more Tap Ball players to play games more often.
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Task: Buy Obesotades [x4] Task: Recharge Your Players and Play Tap Ball Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balls of Glory Pt. 3
After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 3:
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Task: Win Tap Ball Game Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balls of Glory Pt. 4
After completing Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7 and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Tap Ball is fun, but how can you start a league with just one town?
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We'll start a rivalry with another Springfield. I still haven't forgiven those guys for raiding our castles last summer.
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To be fair, we raided them, too.
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Well, to be unfair... let's get ‘em!
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Task: Play Tap Ball in Another Springfield Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balls of Glory Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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What a fun game, neighboreeno! Even when we lose, it's a hum-dinger!
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You are the LAST person I'd expect to be okay with losing, Flanders!
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Your buddy the Lord never lost a fight in his life! That guy peeled himself off the carpet and came back swinging!
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I'm not sure about your Biblical reading, there. “Turn the other cheek,” and all that. Plus the whole sacrificing himself thing...
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He was the ultimate warrior! And I will follow his example!
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Task: Rematch Another Springfield Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balls of Glory Pt. 6
After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 5:
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Task: Win Tap Ball Games in Another Springfield [x10] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 2 Gameplay
Meet My Trophy Life
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 8
After the user logs in on July 3 and taps on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Well, that settles it -- Homer Simpson is a marketing genius.
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I mean, if there were some sort of theoretical ranking of the most popular sport people came to for the first time --
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-- Tap Ball wouldn't even be on it, because it’s free.
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But if there was some list of the most PROFITABLE sports, amazingly Tap Ball would be near the top!.
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At least from time to time. Depending on if the latest updates to our "sport" were any good.
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And all because a few individuals, for whatever reason, are willing to spend a lot of money on Tap Ball premium items!
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Who are these people?
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I don't know. But they sure are wonderful.
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If it weren't for their generosity, I could never hire writers to create this hastily thrown together but occasionally funny dialog for me to say.
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Homer Simpson?
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Yes?
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I represent Electronic Arts. We're big fans of Tap Ball, and money in general. We would love to make a video game based on your sport.
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If you'll sign here, we can have “Simpson's Tapped Ball” in stores in less than two months.
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They sell video games in stores?
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For the next few years they still do.
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Task: Make Homer Squeeze into a Motion Capture Suit (8h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 9
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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That was a clear violation of rule twenty-four: no running over other players with a foreign-made car.
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You're right! Totally forgot. Sorry, Carl.
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No problem. Even I have to admit it was a pretty good squishing.
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I'm a little worried about how competitive people are getting.
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Competition is what made America great, back when it used to be great.
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Sport isn't just about beating your opponents and showing off. What about sportsmanship? Teamwork? Friendly competition?
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Hmmm... I guess it works for the New England Patriots...
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I'm going to make up my own version of Tap Ball! One that encourages people to work together.
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Why would people work as a team to share a prize when they can compete to keep their own prize?
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People aren't so selfish. You'll see.
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System Message
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You can now play catch with other Springfields! Throw a ball into their Springfield and they'll throw one back to you! Everyone can work together to win community prizes.
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Task: Purchase Sports Ball Task: Throw a Ball in Another Springfield Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 10
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Homer, as a corporate sponsor of Tap Ball, I have grave concerns about this new “Co-operative Mode.”
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A sport where no one loses is a sport that you cannot bet on. We're turning our back on degenerates!
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It is my duty as a team owner to pretend I disapprove of gambling, while simultaneously doing everything I can to encourage the practice.
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You're right. Think of the bookies. The poor bookies...
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Co-operative Mode is un-American! I want losers I can feel sorry for, and winners I can resent for gettin' paid too much!
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No! Co-operative Mode is sport at its finest! Support Co-operative Mode!
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Don't listen to her! Support the other thing!
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Task: Make Springfielders Support Competitive Mode [x10] (12h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Springfielders Support Co-operative Mode [x10] (12h, Stadium Entrance) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 3 Gameplay
Meet My Trophy Life
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 11
After the user logs in on July 13 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Co-operative Tap Ball is a hit, sweetie! Now it's time to reward yourself by inventing a slew of arbitrary rules.
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Really? Well, okay. I guess it'd be nice if we could encourage players to be nice to each other.
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Great! Rule one: any player who isn't smiling gets ejected and receives a lifetime ban.
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Rule two: when a player scores, the other team must congratulate her, and they have to mean it.
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If she feels like maybe they're faking, the game is over.
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You're doing it, honey! You're power-mad!
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This is fun! Rule three: if you like a boy on the other team, he has to like you back!
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Now we're playing some sports!
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Task: Make Lisa Invent More Rules (24h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 12
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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People seem to be losing interest in Tap Ball. What do I do now?
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Ach! No sport is interesting for very long without a wee scandal. Got any cheaters in your league?
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Cheating is part of the game. Literally. If you don't cheat, it's a two-stroke penalty.
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But what about a good PDD scandal?
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What's a PDD?
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Performance-degrading drugs. By which I mean beer. Hey everybody! Follow me to Moe's! We've got a match tonight!
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Task: Make Homer Create a Tap Ball Scandal (12h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Tap Ball Players Drink at Moe's [x7] (8h, Moe's Tavern) Characters: Homer, Marge, Burns, Apu, Jasper, Ned, Lugash, Crazy Cat Lady, Drederick Tatum, Grampa, Comic Book Guy Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 13
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Gather ‘round, team. Tonight is the championship match.
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Before we go out there, I want to say how proud I am of you. We've faced a lot of adversity this season.
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I'm not one for inspiring speeches, but as the team's leader, and a God-like figure in your eyes, I know you crave my peerless leadership.
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Let's leave it all on the field tonight, guys. Let's have no regrets.
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Whatever happens in the next ten innings, and the subsequent six quarters, I know you'll give me everything you've got.
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And I'll make you this promise:
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That come what may, I'm going to keep changing the rules so that we win 1000-0.
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There is literally no way for us to lose. We've already won. So do whatever you want out there.
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I honestly don't care if you even show up. We will still win. By a lot.
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So let's get out there and DO THIS!!!!!!
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Task: Make Tap Ball Players Play in the Championship Game [x4] (24h, Stadium Entrance) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Team with a Capital "I"
Team with a Capital "I" Pt. 1
After completing Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 12 and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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We did it, gang! We worked together to accomplish an astounding goal! This is a testament to teamwork and community!
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I didn't do anything. I just watched.
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Yeah. I was going to help you tap, but then my index finger felt like seeing a movie.
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Well, okay. But everybody else pitched in!
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I took a nap in my cruiser. Was that helpful?
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I actually did everything in my power to sabotage your efforts. Don't rightly know why. I just did. Yar.
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I can't believe this! A few of us worked our tails off to earn prizes, and now we just have to share them with all the freeloaders.
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Task: Make Lisa Sulk (12h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Non-Tap Ball Players Admire Tap Ball Prizes (12h, Stadium Entrance) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Team with a Capital "I" Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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What's wrong, Lisa?
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I just can't believe some people. They get all the benefits of Tap Ball fun, without contributing anything to its success!
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Think of it this way. Millions of people can play it and have fun for free, just because 1% of the players spend a lot of money.
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We refer to these people as “whales.” And they're perfect angels.
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Not like all those lousy non-whales! How I hate them!!!!!!!!!
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It's just... it's just that whenever someone doesn't drop cash on our game, I feel so sad inside.
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Oh, honey. Non-whales don't care that their “rational spending behaviour” makes a little girl cry.
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Because they have no hearts. And no souls. And they probably like to hurt others.
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Now let's focus on the people who DO have souls. Let's thank the whales!
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Task: Make Springfielders Thank the Whales (24h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fickle Fans
After completing Balls of Glory Pt. 4 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Ok, more fans means more potential buyers. But how can I get even more?
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I know, I'll steal fans from other Springfields!
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Task: Tap Fans in Another Springfield [x3]
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Good glayvin! All this tapping of fans in alternate Springfields is making the space-time hoyvin go ker-flooey!
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Shut up! What do nerds know about sports, anyway?
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This goes far beyond sports! Your incessant tapping threatens the very fabric of reality!
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Double shut up! What's the fate of the universe measured against me getting a little attention for myself?
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Attention IS awfully nice. As a lonely intellectual, I sometimes feel--- Hey, where are you going?
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Away from you, nerd!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alternate Joke
After completing Fickle Fans:
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Good glayvin! Our tap ball team just faced off against alternate versions of themselves!
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But they were wearing red and black instead of blue and white, so they're evil.
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How does that make them evil?
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There's a history of such things in games.
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It's-a me, Waluigi! We're-a gonna win!
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Too late, Waluigi. The game's over. Your team already went home.
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Oh, that's-a not a spicy meatball.
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Okay, well... it was-a me, Waluigi. I'm-a gonna go.
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References!
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The Longest Grind
The Longest Grind Pt. 1
After unlocking Single Bleachers and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Aww. My stadium is full of happy families, cheering on their Tap Ball heroes.
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And the only way a stadium makes top dollar these days is to have a million luxury boxes, and sell them to corporations!
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I gotta price these lousy families outta here!
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Task: Purchase Stadium Improvements [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Longest Grind Pt. 2
After completing The Longest Grind Pt. 1
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Task: Purchase Stadium Improvements [x8] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Longest Grind Pt. 3
After completing The Longest Grind Pt. 2
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Task: Purchase Stadium Improvements [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Longest Grind Pt. 4
After completing The Longest Grind Pt. 3
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Task: Purchase Stadium Improvements [x20] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Train Sporting
Train Sporting Pt. 1
After completing Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7:
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Task: Upgrade Tap Ball Players [x10] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Train Sporting Pt. 2
After completing Train Sporting Pt. 1:
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Task: Upgrade Tap Ball Players [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Train Sporting Pt. 3
After completing Train Sporting Pt. 2:
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Task: Upgrade Tap Ball Players [x25] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Train Sporting Pt. 4
After completing Train Sporting Pt. 3:
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Task: Upgrade Tap Ball Players [x40] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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NahasapeemaPinPal
NahasapeemaPinPal Pt. 1
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Homer, I am enjoying your ridiculous new game, but I feel like something is missing.
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Maybe we need new players? Seeing as many players retire early with inexplicable head injuries.
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Perhaps it is the inclusion of bowling balls in the field of play.
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And the awarding of points for the bouncing of said bowling balls off the heads of your opponents.
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There is absolutely no link between bowling ball head shots and brain injury! A doctor we paid a lot of money to said so!
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He also said that mothers should encourage their young children to take more bowling balls to the head.
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It's why we've started the “BRAIN 60” program, which encourages kids to get hit in the head by bowling balls for 60 minutes every day.
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It's another way we're doing great things for the community.
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Alright, alright, it’s safe enough. Still, I feel like something is missing.
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Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Practice (4h, Stadium Entrance) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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NahasapeemaPinPal Pt. 2
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Oh no! My lucky bowling ball is missing!
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Well, if you're in the market for a new ball, the Bowlerama has plenty!
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I suppose I could use another ball for now…
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But that ball was a gift from my sweet, loving Manjula! Who will happily wring the life out of me if she discovers it is missing!
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Perhaps I left it with my other most-prized possessions.
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Your children?
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No, the collection of highly-toxic chemicals from which I mix my special blue Squishees.
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Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Search His Squishy Lab (12h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Let me see now... Erioglaucine disodium, phenylacetone, bowling ballium.
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No bowling ball! Oh, I am unmanned!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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NahasapeemaPinPal Pt. 3
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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A bowler without a ball is like Varaha, the third avatar of Vishnu, without his trademark discus and conch.
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That's exactly what I was thinking.
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Without my lucky ball, I fear I will hinder the team, rather than help them.
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We could always use an equipment manager. It's just like being on the team, but without the fun and respect.
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Uh... I will not debase myself with that.
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Tell you what, Apu. Why not join the Simpsons for dinner, and we'll come up with some way for you to help the team.
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Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Visit The Simpson House (8h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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NahasapeemaPinPal Pt. 4
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Thank you for a lovely dinner, Marge. It is far more than a worm like me deserves.
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Apu, is it really so bad, losing a bowling ball?
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It's not like you're Varaha, the third avatar of Vishnu, and you lost your trademark discus and conch.
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But it is. It is exactly like that.
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Yeah, Marge. That's pretty much EXACTLY what it's like. Sheesh.
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Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Stare Wistfully Out The Window (24h, Simpson Home)
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Homer, do you see that bowling ball outside your home, planted with flowers in the finger holes?
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The one that says “Apu's Bowling Ball” on it? Why yes, I do see it.
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Homer! Idiot! That is my ball!
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Uh... great. So you’ll be on top form for our next match.
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Yeah, sure. Let's do this thing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 1 Premium Gameplay
Highland Games
After buying Sportacus:
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Ach, a sporting-goods store! Willie needs some equipment for that grand Scottish tradition -- the Highland Games!
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You there -- clerk! I want to buy a caber. It's a long, heavy wooden pole, tapered at one end--
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I know what they are. Aisle 6.
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Wait, yer sayin' you actually carry cabers?
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The sign says “All your sports equipment needs.” I've never known a sign to lie.
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Usually the way this works is, I go to a store, ask them if they have some ridiculous Scottish thing, and they act like they've never heard of it.
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This makes Willie hoppin' mad. Then Willie punches the clerk and spends the night in jail.
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It's a grand old time. I was expecting that was how this would go.
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No, sir. Aisle 6 for cabers.
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Hold on, I'm not done yet. I don't suppose you stock any Maide Leisg?
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Scottish for “lazy stick,” used in traditional tests of strength. Aisle 7.
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Crivens! How about this -- in one particularly silly event, we toss sheafs of wheat over a pole. Highest toss wins.
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Wheat sheafs and pitchforks are next to the tennis rackets. 20-pound and 10-pound sheafs available.
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What if another Scot is eyeballin' my lass, and I need to clock him over the skull with a traditional Scottish skull-clockin' hammer?
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They're behind the CrossFit stuff.
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I can see you're gonna give Willie no cause to pick a fight. And for that I will be forever sorry.
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Task: Make Willie Buy Sports Equipment (8h, Sportacus) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Full Nelson
The Full Nelson Pt.1
After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
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Hey, Simpson! How come the field is measured in feet instead of Nelson steps?
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It’s not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him.
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Maybe I will! I'll bully him good!
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Yes. Oh my God, yes. This is fantastic. Can I watch?
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He's your dad. If you want to watch him get humiliated by a child, I got no right to say no.
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Yay!
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Task: Make Football Nelson Bully Homer (4h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Bart Chuckle To Himself (4h, Stadium Entrance) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Full Nelson Pt.2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Listen up, team. I'm not going to sugar coat this -- you're terrible Tap Ball players, and therefore terrible people.
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Mr. Homer, I am still not entirely clear on what I'm supposed to do with this bowling ball.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN, THAT'S WHAT!
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Maybe if the rules didn't change every five minutes, we could get better.
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IT'S THE SIMPLEST GAME EVER INVENTED! NOW WIN! APU, BOWL THAT BALL!
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BART, PUTT THE BOOMERANG INTO THE THING! NELSON, GO LONG! LISA THROW THE SOCCERBALL TO NELSON!
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I mean, I just can't make it any simpler for you people.
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Task: Make Soccer Lisa Kick The Soccer Ball (4h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Football Nelson Go Long (4h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Bowl For Goal (4h, Stadium Entrance)
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YES! THAT'S IT! NOW WE'RE PLAYING SOME TAP BALL!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Full Nelson Pt.3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Okay, team. You've really been looking sharp lately. I want to try a new play.
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Bart, run a hook-and-ladder. Nelson, you track down the Golden Snitch. Lisa, bunt the ball for a home run.
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I understood precisely none of that.
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One-two-three hike!
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What am I supposed to do, again?
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I said hike! The hike has happened! Now go go go!
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Task: Make Bart Run Into The Fence (12h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Lisa Trip Over The Ball (12h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Football Nelson Yell Angrily (12h, Stadium Entrance)
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I'm just...not...getting....through to you people.
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I'd like to suggest that maybe you're an awful coach.
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That can't be it. No, we should just run the play again until we get it right.
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But nobody understands--
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One-two-three hike!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Full Nelson Pt.4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It's weird. I still have no idea how Tap Ball works, but I can somehow tell we're awful at it.
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Eh, as long as Dad's unhappy, I'm happy.
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Well, I'm sorry, but if I'm going to do something, I want to do it well.
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It's weird that the same DNA could make a you and a me.
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We were doing so well before, though. What's the secret?
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All I know is, I tend to do my best when Nelson threatens to kick my butt if I don't.
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I've never really found any other reason to do well at anything.
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He is a strangely good motivator...
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Task: Make Homer Eavesdrop On The Kids (1h, Stadium Entrance) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Full Nelson Pt.5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Gather ‘round, team! I've figured out how to make us great.
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Let's run the same play as before. This time, though, I'm authorizing Nelson to atomic wedgie anyone who messes up.
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No team can succeed if it doesn't bully itself. It worked for John Wooden's UCLA basketball teams, and it can work for us.
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Seriously, watch the tapes. If anyone ever missed a shot, the young Lew Alcindor would subtly purple nurple him on the way back up the court.
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Task: Make Soccer Lisa Kick The Ball (8h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Bowl The Ball (8h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Bart Throw The Ball (8h, Stadium Entrance) Task: Make Football Nelson Score A Ball Down (8h, Stadium Entrance) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Gymnastic Lisa
After the user logs in:
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My grade in P.E. is terrible -- there's no plus after my A! Maybe I should take gymnastics for extra credit.
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Ok, but you need to wear your soccer outfit on the Tap Ball field.
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Why can't I play Tap Ball as a gymnast?
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Because that's not what you're wearing in all the posters, pins and bobbleheads I ordered.
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System Message
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Gymnastic Lisa is now available in the store!
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Hip To Be Cubical
After buying Blocko Store:
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Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it!
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The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!
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Act 2 Premium Gameplay
The Abe-ador
The Abe-ador Pt. 1
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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Bart, did I ever tell you about the time I was a Spanish bullfighter?
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Honestly, what's the best way to stop this story before it starts? Be straight with me, man.
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You don't believe me, is that it? Well, I'll prove it to ya! El Matador Americano Stupido is back!
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First I'll need a red cape.
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The confessional booths in the church have those lovely red curtains. Just the color a bull loves to charge...
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Task: Make Toreador Abe Steal Confessional Curtains (1h, First Church of Springfield) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Abe-ador Pt. 2
The Abe-ador Pt. 3
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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Now, once the bull is hoppin' mad at ya, he'll charge. That's when you stick him with your sword, and wait for him to bleed to death.
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As a general rule, I approve of all violence. But even I think this sport is disturbing.
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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I need to get me a sword. Isn't there a pirate that lives down by the shore?
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The Sea Captain? He's no pirate. I think he mainly leads whale-watching daytrips. Not a happy man.
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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He talks like a pirate. That whole “argh” thing.
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Yeah, and it's annoying. Funny, you don't see him around much anymore, do you?
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It's like everybody just decided all at once they were tired of him.
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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It happens. Disco Stu went that way. Sad. But, back to the mission at hand -- time to steal some swords!
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Task: Build The Frying Dutchman Task: Make Abe Steal Swords from the Sea Captain (12h, The Frying Dutchman) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Abe-ador Pt. 4
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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Got my sword, and I'm ready to execute some majestic animals in the slowest, most painful way possible, to the delight of everyone!
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Hey, watch it with that sword. You're swinging it around like a maniac.
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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“Maniac” is my trademark! The crowd loved me because I was just as likely to kill myself as the bull.
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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Most of me is replacement limbs stitched on by Spanish surgeons after I hacked off parts of my body.
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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Lotta Dr. Frankenstein-types in Spain. Wonderful country, Spain. Great food, great architecture, and great Frankensteins.
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Task: Make Toreador Abe Practice Swordsmanship (24h) On job start:
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Abe! You can't wave a sword around in public!
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Now, if it was an AR-15 assault rifle you were brandishing, that would be fine.
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It would be especially fine if you were to carry it openly into a restaurant --
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-- as if you were desperate for someone to challenge your Constitutional right to be a scary creep.
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Assault rifles are how we defend freedom and stop bad guys from ever committing any crimes.
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It's why crime has ceased to exist -- because everybody is armed to the teeth.
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But a SWORD???????? Swords are dangerous!
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Aw, come on, Clancy. When he's slicing and dicing, he's not talking. And when he's not talking, my life is wonderful.
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Fine. But if he hurts anyone, YOU have to arrest him. AND do the investigating and statement-taking and all that yucky police work stuff.
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Deal!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Abe-ador Pt. 5
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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Hey! Why am I waving a sword around? What's this cape around my neck?
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You were being a bullfighter. Just like in the old days.
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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I was never a bullfighter! How could I possibly have had time, when I was the world's most celebrated pesterer of convenience store shoppers?
Template:Tapped Out Toreador Abe Icon
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Here, let me show you how it's done...
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Task: Make Toreador Abe Pester People in Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Gorgeous Grampa
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Sports were better in my day, when we played them without equipment.
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We didn't have baseballs, so we used a rock. And we didn't have baseball bats so we used a different rock.
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But the greatest equipment-less sport of all was wrestling! Just two oiled-up men grabbing each other's anatomy.
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Attention everyone! Tap ball players over the age of 60 must wear a shirt.
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Wrestling with a shirt on ain't wrestling!
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System Message
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Gorgeous Grampa is now available in the store! He can't play Tap Ball, but with hair like that who cares?
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D Biscuit
D Biscuit Pt. 1
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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*neigh*
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Duncan! My old racehorse! You're back!
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Whaddya say? Should we get back on the track?
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And then make another visit to the secret underground lair of the murderous jockeys?
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*shakes head*
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Yeah, I guess not. Nobody was too crazy about it the first time. Kind of a misstep, they all said.
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*nods emphatically*
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Well lets find what it is that you do want to do.
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Task: Make Jockey Bart and Furious D Find a Hobby (24h, SpringfieldLibrary, Furious D) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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D Biscuit Pt. 2
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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We've tried skeet shooting, BASE jumping, gin rummy... I'm running out of ideas. What DO horses enjoy?
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*assumes cool pose*
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Just walk around looking cool, huh? Well, it is about all I'm qualified to do.
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Task: Make Jockey Bart Whip Around Town (12h) Task: Make Furious D Be Cool (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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D Biscuit Pt. 3
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Last time I saw you, D, you were running off with that lady horse. What happened with you two?
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*neighs*
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Yeah, buying a house is tough. Don't feel bad -- the stress causes a lot of couples to break up.
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Let's commiserate, over a meal that's most likely made from a relative of yours.
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Task: Make Jockey Bart Eat at Krusty Burger (30m, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Furious D Eat at Krusty Burger (30m, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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D Biscuit Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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See, I just think you need to get back in the saddle. Or, under the saddle, in this case.
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That filly had you wrapped around her hoof so tight, you forgot that you're born to run.
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What do you say? Should we go for a practice run?
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*makes a gesture that, when it comes from a horse, means “I don't know, Bart. It's been so long.”*
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Just a quick gallop around town.
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Task: Make Jockey Bart Ride Around Town (4h, Bart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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D Biscuit Pt. 5
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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You still got it, D! That's it! I'm gonna find us a race to enter at Springfield Downs!
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Task: Make Jockey Bart Check the Race Schedule (1h, Springfield Downs)
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There's a race on today D! We can so win this!
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*another gesture, meaning: “Though the outcome is anything but certain, I can no longer deny what I am.”*
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Hehehe, classic D!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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D Biscuit Pt. 6
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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All right, D! Let's break the track record!
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*neighs. Translation: “I shall make every effort to reward your confidence in me, my young friend.”*
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Task: Make Jockey Bart Ride Furious D Around the Track (24h, Springfield Downs) Task: Make Furious D Run Around the Track (24h, Springfield Downs) On job start:
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How come we're the only horse in this race?
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*neighs. Translation: “Maybe the obese policeman will know why.”*
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I sure do know why! D is the only horse in Springfield. Lisa had a pony once, but we haven't gotten around to that story yet.
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Shut up, all of you! I got a thousand bucks on this one-horse race!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 3 Premium Gameplay
Strongman Homer
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I'm so proud of you Homie, inventing a successful sport. And think of all the exercise you're getting.
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I made the field small on purpose so I didn't have to run.
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Maybe you'll get fit by accident.
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I had a dream that I was fit once.
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Me too.
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System Message
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Strongman Homer is now available in the store! Only Referee Homer can play Tap Ball though. Them's the rules.
|
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Bumbling Around
After buying Basketball Stadium:
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My strange, beehive-themed basketball stadium is a stirring reminder that the idiot public can be made to pay for anything.
|
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They build me a $250,000,000 stadium, and I provide them with a few minimum-wage jobs slinging hot dogs forty nights a year.
|
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Everyone wins!
|
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Ay-yi-yi! Una gran casa para mi familia!
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Task: Make Burns Learn About Modern Basketball (8h, Control Building) If the user has Bumblebee Man: Task: Make Bumblebee Man Move into the Stadium (8h, Basketball Stadium)
|
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My beautiful stadium has been infested with bees! Smithers, call a bee exterminator!
|
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No es bueno, Senor Burns! Soy un hombre!
|
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I think he's saying that he's a man, sir.
|
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Well, we have exterminators for those, too.
|
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They are slightly more expensive than insect exterminators.
|
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True, but I do so love watching them work.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
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Is So Mountain High Enough
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey, look! A mountain just appeared out of nowhere. That's... normal, right?
|
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Cripes! I've gotten pretty used to entire buildings being erected in 24 hours.
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And it certainly makes sense that the construction can be completed instantaneously if you lob some donuts at the building site.
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But a whole mountain? Son, I gotta admit. This one scares me.
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You hear that, Sky Finger? You scared an old man. Nice going.
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You just had to splash some premium currency around, didn't ya? Couldn't bear to leave a single item un-purchased.
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Now, son. You should thank the Sky Finger for spending its hard-earned money--
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No! I'm through kowtowing to the whales! Do you know what it's like to live in a town that's constantly changing?
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When I look out the window, I never know what I'm going to see! Maybe there'll be some massive new stadium where Moe's used to be.
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Or maybe a thousand identical blue houses will be crammed up against my backyard fence!
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I can't take it any more!!!!! Just stop already!!!!!
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Son... if the whales stop buyin' stuff, EA will pull the plug on this whole thing tomorrow. They ain't running a charity.
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Then you, me and everyone we know just ceases to exist. Poof!
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...
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Uh... hey there, Sky Finger. How we doing? Listen... about what I said before...
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Just a joke, all right? We love our whales. Really. You guys are the most special, wonderful, world-paying-for folks in the whole universe.
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So what'd say we kick the tires on your latest purchase? Let me at that Murderhorn!
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Task: Make Homer Climb the Murderhorn Again (20h, Murderhorn)
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Hey, look -- a yeti.
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*ROAR*
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Watch out, Homer! Them snow abominables will eat anything that moves!
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Lenny, this is a video game. I could eat HIM if I felt like it. In fact, I AM kind of hungry...
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*extremely worried noise*
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...
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Oh my heavens, you did it! You ate an entire yeti. I can't believe what I just saw.
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Mmmm... mythical creature. Anyway, it seemed like the easiest way to wrap this mission up. Now... on to the next thing!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 1 Prizes Gameplay
A League of His Own Pt. 1
A League of His Own Pt. 1
A League of His Own Pt. 2
A League of His Own Pt. 3
A League of His Own Pt. 4
A League of His Own Pt. 5
After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark:
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Abe, you're a true friend. If it weren't for you, FDR would have used my finger bones for cigarette holders.
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They'd be held between his teeth at a jaunty angle even as we speak!
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You old fool! I was just pulling your leg. FDR doesn't know you're a secret lady ballplayer.
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You mean... I'm safe?
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Far from it! Not so long as J. Edgar Hoover is crusading to root out cross-dressing from our major professional sports.
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They got G-men at every base, frisking anyone who scores a run!
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I gotta get out of this uniform!
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Task: Make Baseball Jasper Get Changed (1h, Community Center) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mighty Bucks
The Mighty Bucks Pt. 1
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, sir. Do you remember that traffic ticket we received for running a red light?
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Pah! Red lights only apply to the poor, the middle class, the rich, and the ultra-rich. I'm super-ultra-class-double-five-star-stupid rich!
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Or does that title no longer hold any meaning in our society? We need to contest this ticket all the way to the United States Supreme Court!
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We did. We lost 5-4.
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I thought when we got shadow arch-conservative Sonia Sotomayor appointed to the Court, they'd finally look out for us wealthy folk.
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I suppose we'll just have to content ourselves with owning the Executive and Legislative branches of government.
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There's more, sir. As punishment for wasting millions of dollars of taxpayer money, they've sentenced you to community service.
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You have to do 100 hours coaching a local youth softball team.
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Oh. Could be worse. Lovely game, softball. Played with a hoop, a tin can and a Winchester rifle, if memory serves?
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Task: Make Softball Burns Learn What Softball Is (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mighty Bucks Pt. 2
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Listen up, you disgusting, malformed half-adults! This softball team does not tolerate losing!
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To that end, you ignorant pre-humans, you will follow my instructions at all times!
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When I dust my left sleeve, that means steal a base.
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When I touch my cap, cheat. I don't care how. I just want to see rules being broken.
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I thought sports were about doing your best and playing fair?
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When I tug at my ear, it means everybody slap the do-gooder and teach him a lesson!
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I'm tugging my ear right now, people...
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Task: Make Softball Mr. Burns Signal Plays (8h) Task: Make Kids Play Softball [x5] (12h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mighty Bucks Pt. 3
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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I just wanted to thank you for devoting your valuable time to better the lives of us kids.
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Am I bettering them? That was not my intent.
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I'm here to win. But, if I can permanently scar some young minds in the process, well, that's all to the good.
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We're going to play our hardest for you, Coach.
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How very kind. Please, call me Generalissimo.
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Task: Make Softball Mr Burns Yell at Children (12h, Control Building) Task: Make Milhouse Look Up to a New Father Figure (12h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mighty Bucks Pt. 4
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Why are you following me around like one of those small, non-lethal mini-hounds?
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You mean a puppy?
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Yes, those things.
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I thought maybe if I observed a successful man in action, it might help me.
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There's nothing that would upset me more than to help a fellow human.
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Life is about fighting and clawing and nuisance-suing for what you want.
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That's wonderful advice. You're very good at this.
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I do not wish to be, you annoying nitwit. I very sincerely don't.
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I was thinking maybe we could have a game of catch? You could dispense life lessons while we do it.
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Smithers could be made to throw and catch in my stead. There's a good lesson for you: lackeys make everything easier. Get one.
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Wow. Thanks, Coach.
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Task: Make Softball Mr Burns Bond with Milhouse (8h, Burns' Manor, Milhouse) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mighty Bucks Pt. 5
After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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It's the day of the big game. Milhouse, my protégé, what are Burns' Rules of Sport?
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Play unfair, don't have fun, always be taunting, and keep your eye on your wallet.
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Excellent. Now go out there and make me proud. Or at least less disgusted with you than I currently am.
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Above all, be wary. Especially those who would call themselves your “teammates.” They'll be the first to stab you in the back.
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Task: Make Softball Mr Burns Watch the Game (12h, Control Building) Task: Make Kids Play Softball [x4] (12h, Control Building) Task: Make Milhouse Compete with His Own Team (12h, Control Building)
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It's the final inning. The Van Houten boy is coming up to bat.
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I feel like a proud tyrant, Smithers.
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Sir, look at the time. Your 100 hours of community service just ended.
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Oh, good! Start the car.
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Coach Burns! You can't leave us now!
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Can and shall! It's called “Lane Kiffin's Law,” and it goes like this:
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“Preach loyalty to your players, but abandon them the moment a better offer comes along.” Ah, the beauty of sport!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Million Donut Baby
Million Donut Baby Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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*sniff, sniff*
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Former heavyweight boxing champ Drederick Tatum, are you crying?
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Please excuse my tears, fat person. I find myself consumed by melancholia.
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You've permanently disfigured countless young men! What do you have to be sad about?
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The life of a pugilist was so simple. They would put a brain in front of me, and I would concuss it posthaste. It was quite enjoyable.
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God gave me fists that can pound living tissue to a bloody pulp, and I have spurned that holy gift.
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Even my menagerie of rare birds and high-end giraffes can no longer fill the hole in my brain.
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You mean the hole in your heart...
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That too.
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Well, there's only one thing to do! We've got to get you back in the ring!
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Task: Make Boxer Tatum Get Back Into Shape (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Million Donut Baby Pt. 2
After tapping on Drederick Tatum's exclamation mark:
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It's not working, Coach Homer. I've lost the drive that made me a peerless psychopath. I've barely killed any sparring partners.
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We'll figure something out. Here, drink this glass full of raw eggs.
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Can we cook the eggs first? I so enjoy a perfectly shirred egg. Don't you concur?
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SHIRRED EGGS? A killing machine doesn't eat shirred eggs!
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That does it! From now on, we're doing this right! Raw eggs at every meal!
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You'll wear those boxing gloves day and night, until you remember how to use them!
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And you'll spend every night sleeping next to your pet tiger, relearning what it means to be a killer!
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Cohabitating with a tiger would seem to be a dangerous notion.
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Yeah, well a boxer is nothing without “the eye of the tiger.” Or would you question the wisdom of Frank Stallone?
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Task: Make Boxer Tatum Fumble Around with his Gloves On (8h) Task: Make Boxer Tatum Bond with his Pet Tiger (24h, Springfield Coliseum) Task: Make Homer Perfect his Raw Egg Recipe (32h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Million Donut Baby Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Drederick, I've been a fool. Obviously, I'm a world-class boxing trainer. No one doubts that.
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But if the “Rocky” movies taught us anything, it's that no boxer can win without a Burgess Meredith-type in his corner.
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We've got to find a cantankerous, gravel-voiced, wrinkly weirdo to complete your entourage.
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HELLO!
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Moe! You're perfect!
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I remain sceptical of this gentleman's credentials.
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Listen here, you lily-livered, sorry excuse for a boxer. I've been in the fight game since your Daddy was gettin' beat up by the milkmaid!
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Whoa. Moe, is that true?
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Nah, not really. Just caught up in the--
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Coach Homer, the words of this man are making me quite upset. May I hit him, please?
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Now wait a second--
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That's the Drederick Tatum I've been waiting to see! Finally, SOMETHING that makes you angry.
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Let's get you and Moe in the ring right away!
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Hold on, hold on. Moe's not fightin' nobody...
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Task: Make Moe and Boxer Tatum Have a Boxing Match (4h, Springfield Coliseum, Moe) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Million Donut Baby Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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You're back on top again Drederick!
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I hope to see you playing Tap Ball, we could use your skills on the court-field-greens-pitch.
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Do the rules of Tap Ball allow for the pummelling of your fellow man's stupid face?
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I'm sorry, but the rules are very clear: you can only punch people who aren't me.
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Oh, and Lisa. No hitting my daughter.
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Not to worry. I am the one and only boxer on the face of the earth who restricts his violence to men.
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Task: Make Boxer Tatum Shadowbox (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 2 Prizes Gameplay
Alley's Well that Ends Well
After unlocking Alley Mcballs:
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Hey, look! There's a new store in town. And it sells... bowling supplies.
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Because there's a lot of bowling-supplies-only stores in the real world, right?
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Are we completely abandoning the idea that Springfield is IN ANY WAY based on real life? Is that what we're doing?
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Well, Alley McBalls' name IS a lame pun on a briefly-popular, late-1990s TV dramedy. That's pretty realistic, right?
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I give up. Just tell us what mission we're supposed to do at “Alley McBalls,” and we'll do it.
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Unless, of course, we pass out from laughing at that HILARIOUS NAME.
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Well, it says we're supposed to make ten bowlers “Fight for Free Stuff.” But Moe, if you don't want to--
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No, I'm sick of caring! Let's just do this!
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Then afterwards, maybe I'll head over to “Boston Eagle” to buy some eagle food to feed my pet eagle.
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That's all they sell there. It's also very realistic.
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THEN... it's over to “Touched by an Angel Food Cake.” Guess what they sell?
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Moe, don't do this...
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ANGEL FOOD CAKE MIX AND NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Task: Make Bowlers Fight for Free Stuff [x10] (16h, Alley McBalls) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Metal Mascot Meeting
After unlocking Springy:
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*singing* IT'S SPRINGY THE SPRINGFIELD SPRING!
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*singing* IF SPRINGY SPRINGS ARE YOUR THING
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*singing* YOU'LL SPRING AT THE CHANCE TO SING
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*singing* OF SPRINGY THE KING OF SPRINGS!
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*singing* WHEN SPRINGTIME IS IN FULL SWING
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*singing* HE COMES HERE FROM OLD BEIJING!
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*singing* TO BATHE IN SPRINGFIELD HOT SPRINGS
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*singing* AND DO LOTS OF TERRIBLE THINGS!
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*singing* HIS INSULTS CAN REALLY STING!
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*singing* HIS POLITICS ARE FAR RIGHT WING!
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*singing* HE LIKES TO STEAL WEDDING RINGS!
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*singing* HE ALSO SETS FIRE TO THINGS!
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*singing* SPRINGY THE SPRINGFIELD SPRING!
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*singing* IT'S A REALLY UNFORTUNATE THING
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*singing* THAT SPRINGFIELD MUST HOST THIS SPRING!
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*singing* THIS ANIMATE, EVIL SPRING!
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Tap Springy to see a fun animation!
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Task: Tap Springy Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Marge Point
Marge Point Pt. 1
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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How come I'm never included in all these fun things that happen in Springfield?
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Well, you were the last family member to appear in the game.
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We have to structure quests so that new players don't see you before they've unlocked you.
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So I'm being hamstrung by creative decisions we made years ago, when we didn’t think this game would even last a month?
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Uh...
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You know what might pick you up, Mom? If you found a sports-y thing to do of your own.
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On it!
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Task: Make Tennis Marge Search the Basement for a Hobby (4h, Simpson Home)
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Oooh! A tennis racket! Maybe that can be my thing.
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Probably for the best, since I'm already in a tennis outfit.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Marge Point Pt. 2
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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If I'm going to play great tennis, I need to work on my movement.
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Ideally, via a fun animation that will encourage people to use poor, underserved Marge more often...
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Task: Make Tennis Marge Crabwalk (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Marge Point Pt. 3
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Now to convince one of these busy “major” Tapped Out characters to play tennis with me!
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Task: Make Tennis Marge Ask Lisa to Play Tennis (2h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Tennis Marge Ask Apu to Play Tennis (2h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Tennis Marge Ask Homer to Play Tennis (2h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Marge Point Pt. 4
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Well, I guess I'm stuck doing a solo mission. I suppose I could practice tennis for 4 hours.
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What am I saying?! No one plays tennis for 4 hours. You're trying to kill me, EA, aren't you?
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You're trying to kill America's most beloved TV mom. Shame on you!
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Task: Make Tennis Marge Practice Serving (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Four Fingers of Death
Four Fingers of Death Pt. 1
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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Hey, look, everybody! It's the Kung Fu Panda!
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Judge me by my girth, do you? You are a foolish child, unwise in the ways of gongfu.
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I have devoted years to studying the eldritch secrets of the East, learning from the greatest masters:
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Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Keanu Reeves in “The Matrix,” Chris Farley in “Beverly Hills Ninja...”
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...and, yes, the aforementioned Kung Fu Panda. Seriously, I know he's a cartoon, but the dude knows his stuff.
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I can teach you much, if you would but listen.
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Task: Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Teach Kung Fu (8h) Task: Make Bart Attend Kung Fu Class (1h)
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A true Master can erect an impenetrable defense. I shall demonstrate. Please, young Bart, attack me however you like.
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Oof!
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Gah! Let go of the pony tail!
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Yowza! Right in the chi!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Four Fingers of Death Pt. 2
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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Defeated by a child! I have brought shame upon my dojo and upon my family, two entities that were none-too-crazy about me to begin with.
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Clearly, I need further training.
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To the couch!
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Task: Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Binge Watch Kung Fu Movies (24h, Android's Dungeon)
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At last, the movies have revealed the weakness in my gongfu!
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Was I defeated because I can't do a sit-up without the aid of a gantry crane? No! I merely lack a strong revenge motive!
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Kumiko! I swear I will avenge your death at the hands of Bart Simpson!
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I'm not dead, my gigantic love.
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Obviously! I'm only FANTASIZING that my wife is dead. It's something all great husbands do.
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I was not aware of this, my strange, obese soul mate. Carry on.
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Oh, why have I been cursed with a wonderful, living wife?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Four Fingers of Death Pt. 3
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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My otherwise regal body is not, I admit, ideally suited to the exertions of hand-to-hand combat.
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Being struck by my fat-wrapped fists is like snuggling into a mountain of the softest eider down.
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Being kicked by my legs is like... well, I can't raise them more than six inches, so it's irrelevant.
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But I DO have something far more important -- the cunning reflexes of a jungle cat.
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Therefore, I shall dedicate myself to mastering that most ancient of weapons...
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Nice nunchucks, you wad!
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They are properly called “nunchaku!” A-doy!
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You just tied two Wii controllers end-to-end by the straps.
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THEY STILL COUNT!
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No they don't. Plastic nunchucks are no nunchucks at all, you dope.
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It's “nunchaku!” A-doy! A thousand times a-doy!
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Task: Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Use Nunchaku (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Four Fingers of Death Pt. 4
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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Soon I will face Bart Simpson in a fateful and deadly clash of martial arts grand masters.
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A little more practice, followed by a lengthy fast food crawl through Springfield's Trans Fat District, and my body will be prepared.
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Task: Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Practice Moves (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Four Fingers of Death Pt. 5
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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Bart Simpson, I challenge you!
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Stand and face me, if you be man enough, in the ultimate gongfu arena:
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A head-to-head battle in “Martial Arts Eviscerators 7: Entrails of Fury Edition!”
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Wait. You want to challenge me to a kung fu VIDEO GAME?
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Not my original plan. Let's just say Krustyburger's new “Bacon-wrapped Fish Taco Pizzaburger with Ranch Drizzles” is not easy on the digestive system.
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I'm in no shape to fight.
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But enough talk. Choose your controller.
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Task: Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Challenge His Rival (16h, Android's Dungeon)
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Yes! You are defeated, Bart Simpson! I have proven myself the master!
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The “X” button on this controller doesn't work. And you were in “God Mode” the whole time.
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A true master makes full use of cheat codes. Let this be your first lesson, my pupil.
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Not for nothing, “master,” but you really need to move around more. Your flab is growing into the couch.
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Yes, I know.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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I Lava Good Fight Scene
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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*gasp* How have I never noticed this enormous volcano on the edge of town?
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What a perfect location for an underground lair.
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Already taken, friend! Sorry about that. I know how rarely active volcanoes with an open floor plan come on the underground lair market.
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Perhaps I could leave you my card? In case you ever want to sell.
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You know, that's a great idea? Operation Vertumnus is entering Phase 3 any day now.
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In a month or two, I'll be pulling up stakes for the lifeless remains of San Francisco. If I can ever get the Desiccation Ray working!
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You don't happen to know anyone who has a metric ton of Carbon-12 Negative-Matrix Nightmare Crystals to unload, do you?
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Sadly, no.
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Yeah, they're hard to find. Messing up my whole supply chain. But no one said holding the planet for ransom has to be easy!
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Anyway, if all that pans out, I'd sure like to pass the volcano lair to someone who'll give it the love it deserves.
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Now, I couldn't help but notice you're wearing a karate gi. What do you know about the martial arts, friend?
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Everything.
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Dandy! How'd you like to train my fighting force? They don't need to be any good, you understand.
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I just need them to run at the good guys and get mowed down while I escape in my Invisible Atomic Rocket Sled.
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Task: Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Battle B-Movie Style (16h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 3 Prizes Gameplay
Rage in a Cage
After unlocking Testosterzone:
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Testoster-Zone is open! It's a bully's paradise -- nerds with money as far as the eye can see!
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I can't wait to play the new “Bully Rush 3” machine -- it's so realistic, it's like you ARE the bully.
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What are we waiting for? Let's intimidate some kids into giving us their money, then find out what it's like to be a bully!
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Task: Make Bullies Steal Money from Nerds [x3] (4h, Testosterzone) Characters: Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spin Up to the Streets
Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 1
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Bad news, Ralphie. Your mother signed you up for dance classes. I know that's something no little boy wants to hear.
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Dancers wear tights just like superheroes.
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I suppose that's true. Anyway, just get through a few lessons, then we'll convince your ma to sign you up for a sport instead. Okay?
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Dancing is when you just can't stop. Shake it. Shake that thing.
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I don't like where this is headed...
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Task: Make Ballet Ralph Go to Dance Class (1h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 2
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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I hope your first day of dance class wasn't too embarrassing, Ralphie.
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I expressed my laughings and my cryings through movement!
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Uh... that's great. Good for you.
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When I point my toe in any direction, there's a funny french name for it. I love dance-y class.
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Oh, boy.
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Task: Make Ballet Ralph Go to Dance Class (1h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 3
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
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Teacher says I'm the best rock in the dance where some of us are rocks.
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Great, son. Just remember, pretty soon we can quit awful, awful dance class and get you playing sports.
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What's sports?
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Oh, God! The words that mean I've failed as a father! This isn't happening!
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I gotta get you out of that dance class.
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Teacher says dance is the only legimitate art form.
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Now you're dissing other art forms -- INCLUDING slam poetry AND glass blowing -- and I'm getting mad. I need to talk to this teacher of yours...
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While daddy is shooting teacher, everyone enjoy my sumbersaults.
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Task: Make Ballet Ralph Do a Somersault (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 4
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
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Son, I talked to this dance teacher of yours, and... he says you're really talented.
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He says he's never seen ANYBODY who felt less shame to be wearing tights in front of others.
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That's mostly what being a good dancer is, apparently. Lack of shame.
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Daddy is proud of me. But not too proud.
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I'm sorry, son. I AM proud. I've just got these old-fashioned prejudices against boys and dance.
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Dance with me, daddy.
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I can't, son. I just can't.
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You don't need to be ma-shamed.
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No, I mean I physically can't. Daddy has a 150% blockage in every artery in his body. Doctor says it's statistically impossible I'm still alive.
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But I can still go to your recital. Recitals are just sitting. And Daddy is great at sitting!
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Task: Make Ballet Ralph Dance in the Recital (12h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Wiggum Attend Dance Recital (12h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spin Up to the Streets Pt. 5
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Ralphy, you're an amazing dancer! Your Dad is real, real proud of you.
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Imagine how these new movement skills of yours will translate to football, or basketball, or any sport at all! Now that dance class is over, I mean.
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Tap class. Tap class now!
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Oh. You want to go to tap dancing class, now? Yeah, I guess I saw that coming...
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Task: Make Ballet Ralph Tap Dance (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Daily Training
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Day
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Task
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Time
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Location
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Reward
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Day 1
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Make Apu Sell Tap Ball Merchandise [x2]
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2h
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Kwik-E-Mart
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4 Obetosade
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Day 2
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Make Referee Homer Work on the Stadium [x2]
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5h
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Stadium Entrance
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Single Stadium Bleachers
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Day 3
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Make Mr. Burns Brew Tonic [x3]
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4h
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Control Building
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3 Brain and Nerve Tonic
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Day 4
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Win Tap Ball Game [x2]
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Stadium Lights
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Day 5
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Make Celebrities Sing the National Anthem [x5]
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3h
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Stadium Entrance
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Boxing Drederick Tatum
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Day 6
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Win Tap Ball Game [x2]
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4 Obetosade
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Day 7
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Make Pin Pal Apu Work on Bowling Machine [x3]
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4h
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Kwik-E-Mart
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Bowling Setup Machine
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Day 8
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Make Soccer Lisa Work on Balance [x6]
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2h
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Simpson Home
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Lugash can now play
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Day 9
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Win Tap Ball Game [x3]
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Single Stadium Bleachers
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Day 10
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Make Soccer Lisa Fill Soccer Balls with Air [x4]
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3h
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Stadium Entrance
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Soccer Net
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Day 11
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Make Braniacs Analyze Tap Ball Statistics [x4]
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2h
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Springfield Library
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3 Brain and Nerve Tonic
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Day 12
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Make Milhouse Fret About Field Day [x2]
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6h
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Van Houten Home
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Fit™ Milhouse Milhouse Can Play
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Day 13
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Make Referee Homer Work on the Stadium [x2]
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5h
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Stadium Entrance
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Double Stadium Blaechers
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Day 14
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Make Fit™ Milhouse Order Unnecessary Fitness Gadgets [x3]
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4h
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Van Houten Home
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Stadium Lights
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Day 15
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Win Tap Ball Game [x3]
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Low Blow Boxing
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Day 16
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Make Kids Play Real, AMERICAN Football [x10]
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2h
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Springfield Elementary
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Football Target
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Day 17
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Make Tap Ball Players Sign Autographs [x8]
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4h
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Android's Dungeon
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3 Brain and Nerve Tonic
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Day 18
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Make Comic Book Guy Watch Kung Fu Movies [x4]
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4h
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Kung Fu Comic Book Guy
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Day 19
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Make Braniacs Analyze Tap Ball Statistics [x7]
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2h
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Springfield Library
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Triple Stadium Bleachers
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Day 20
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Make Kung Fu Comic Book Guy Attempt High Kicks [x5]
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2h
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Android's Dungeon
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4 Obetosade
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Day 21
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Win Tap Ball Game [x3]
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3 Brain and Nerve Tonic
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Day 22
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Win Tap Ball Game [x4]
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5 Soccer Balls
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Day 23
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Make Lisa Hide Cats [x5]
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2h
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Simpson Home
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Crazy Cat Lady Can Play
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Day 24
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Make Celebrities Sing the National Anthem [x5]
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3h
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Stadium Entrance
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5 Soccer Balls
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Day 25
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Make Referee Homer Work on the Stadium [x2]
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5h
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4 Obetosade
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Day 26
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Make Tap Ball Players Practice [x20]
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4h
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3 Brain and Nerve Tonic
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Day 27
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Win Tap Ball Game [x5]
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5 Soccer Balls
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Personal Prizes
Act 1
Image
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Item
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Cost
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Get It Now Cost
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Homertron
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1,900
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120
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Obstacle Tires
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5,600
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115
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Baseball Jasper
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11,300
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110
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Obstacle Wall
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15,100
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300
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Softball Mr Burns
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19,500
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110
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Act 2
Image
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Item
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Cost
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Get It Now Cost
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Alley Mcballs
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5,800
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Obstacle Wire
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11,900
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Springy
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17,800
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Obstacle Log
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23,800
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Tennis Marge
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30,000
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Act 3
Image
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Item
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Cost
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Get It Now Cost
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Testosterzone
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8,400
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1,000
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17,400
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Ballet Ralph
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26,300
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9
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33,500
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Homerclese Statue
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38,900
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Image
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Name
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Cost
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Community Prize Donuts
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Unknown
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Springfield Arms
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Taste of Duff Beer Truck
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The Gridiron
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Consumables
Image
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Name
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Cost
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4
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400 or 27
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6
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600 or 40
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12
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1,200 or 80
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1
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5
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50px
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1
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500
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Daily Play Combo
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Tap Ball Act 3 Daily Play Combo.png
Amateur Shop
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Notes
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Stadium Fence
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325 or 22
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Unlocked upon starting Balls of Glory Pt. 2.
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Football Uprights
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750 or 50
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4
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400 or 27
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6
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600 or 40
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12
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1,200 or 80
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Single Bleachers
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900 or 60
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Unlocked upon obtaining one with the Daily Tasks.
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Double Bleachers
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1,200
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Triple Bleachers
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1,500
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Stadium Lights
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1,650
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Soccer Net
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1,800
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Low Blow Boxing
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6,000
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Bowling Setup Machine
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4,100
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Football Tire Target
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3,000
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50px
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1
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500
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Unlocked upon starting Meet My Trophy Life Pt.9.
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Team Upgrades
Level
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Next Level
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Cost
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1/2 Star
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1 Star
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26
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1 Star
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1 1/2 Stars
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29
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1 1/2 Stars
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2 Stars
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32
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2 Stars
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2 1/2 Stars
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62
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2 1/2 Stars
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3 Stars
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98
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3 Stars
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3 1/2 Stars
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140
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3 1/2 Stars
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4 Stars
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188
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4 Stars
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4 1/2 Stars
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242
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4 1/2 Stars
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5 Stars
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302
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Conform-o-meter impact
Building or Item
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Rating
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Points
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Stadium Entrance
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Vanity
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300
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Grass Field
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Tree-Hugging
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5
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Springfield Arms
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Indolence
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10
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Alley Mcballs
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Consumerism
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10
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The Gridiron
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Testosterzone
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Sportacus
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Simpson Laser Tag
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Basketball Stadium
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Blocko Store
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Single Bleachers
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Vanity
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100
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Double Bleachers
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200
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Triple Bleachers
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300
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Stadium Fence
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10
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Stadium Lights
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250
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Soccer Net
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500
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Low Blow Boxing
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Bowling Setup Machine
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Football Tire Target
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Obstacle Tires
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Obstacle Wall
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Obstacle Wire
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Obstacle Log
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Taste of Duff Beer Truck
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Football Uprights
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Homertron
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1000
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Homerclese Statue
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Balance Beam
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200
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Duff Blimp
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Tennis Court
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Vanity Bonus $ and XP
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500 2.25%
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Boxing Ring
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150 0.5%
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Flags
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50 0.25%
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T-Ball Stand
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180 0.5%
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Tennis Machine
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200 0.5%
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Oscar's Obstacles Truck
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10 2.25%
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Gorgeous Grampa Billboard
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400 2%
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Duff Racer
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150 2.25%
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Duff-Barney Blimp
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500 2.75%
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Duff Party Bus
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500 2.25%
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Excellence Prize Statue
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200 0.5%
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Murderhorn
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Tree-Hugging Bonus $ and XP
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2500 5%
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Gallery
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Select an Opponent Screen
Other changes made
June 23 update (4_15; "4_15_June2015"; "4_15_SoccerCup2015")
- Flanders Home, Van Houten Home, Cooling Towers, Android's Dungeon, Moe's Tavern, Retirement Castle, Muntz House, Wiggum House, Springfield Coliseum, Lugash's Gym, Bart's Tree House and Community Center cannot be sold for the duration of the event.
- Duff Racer and Oscar's Obstacles Truck now have 2.25% $ and XP bonus.
- Balance Beam is now unique.
- Drederick Tatum and Stacy Lowell were added to the Premium Characters character group.
- A new character group, Bowler, has been added which includes: Apu, Homer, Moe, Cletus, Krusty, Ned, Reverend Lovejoy, Wiggum, Snake, Luigi, Willy, Otto, Kent Brockman, Barney, Loe, Eddie, Arnie Pye, Mindy, Princess Kashmir, Helen Lovejoy, Lurleen and Sea captain.
- Lunchlady Dora and Martha Quimby were added to the Regular Female character group.
- Martha Quimby and Cecil Terwilliger were added to the Regular Characters character group.
- Stacy Lowell and Francesca Terwilliger were added to the Premium Female characters group.
- Professor Frink, Giuseppe, George Washington, Coach Krupt, Roscoe, Chester Lampwick and Frank Grimes were added to the Premium Male character group.
- Hugs Bunny, Marvin Monroe, Rojer Myers Jr., Robert Terwilliger, Zutroy and Cecil Terwilliger were added to the Regular Male character group.
- The Leaderboards are back from previous events in which you can compete against your neighbors for top rank only for this event it is in the form of Tap Ball Games Won.
- Chalmers' Browse the Blocko Store now yields premium payout.
- Easter 2015's jobs Teach Homer About Easter, Pretend to Listen, Play the Blues, Shop for Good Friday Sales, Watch Easter Films, Think About Converting to Judaism and Prepare for Passover's Visibility Requirements were removed.
- The task for Santa Homer to "Fly Santa's Sleigh" is not visible for the duration of the event.
- Boardwalk Fountain was removed from the Decorations and Squidport inventory group.
- Homer's Watch Monkey Trauma Center Marathon requires myPad to be completed instead of Level 6.
- Gymnastic Lisa's jobs now yields Premium payout.
- A new column of land was added to the right.
- A new row of land was also added along the bottom of the land map.
- Homer's task to "Ignore Marge's Groaning Noise" now doesn't wait for both characters to begin.
- Mutant Rabbit is now storable.
- Lurleen can now partecipate in quest Mothusiasm Pt. 3, "Get Down at the Anvil" at Ajax Steel Mill.
- The random quests: Nerds 'R' Us, Adventures in Flanders-Sitting, Book Worm, Good Samaritan (Lisa), Apu Plus Eight, Long Kwik-E-Shift, Kwik-E-Shift, Thank Ganesh (Apu), That Ain't Right, The Christian Thing to Do, The Greatest Joke Ever Told, Strut Your Stuff, Quicky at the Kwik-E-Mart (Ned), Hey Look, It Floats!, myPad, Quicky at the Kwik-E-Mart, Not All Donuts Are Currency, Its All Just a Dog and Pony Show and The Best Chimp Drama on Tv (Homer) now all requires myPad to be completed.
- Manjula was added to the Parents character group.
- Excellence Prize Statue is now unique.
- The Duff Party Bus now adds 500 decoration points instead of 400 to the Conform-o-meter.
- Building Oscar's Obstacles Truck now yields 45.
- Lisa and Ned's joint task to "Attend A Peace Feast" and "Host A Peace Feast For Puritan Flanders" now require Sacagawea Lisa and Puritan Flanders to show in the jobs list.
- Strongman Homer's jobs are now premium.
- Strongman Homer's task to "Piggyback Mr. Burns" now yields 1,600 and 375 instead of 1,200 and 300.
- The Splash Screen, Game Icon and Friend Towns button were changed with new ones for the event.
- KBBL Radio's KBBL Sports station now earns 16 and is free for the duration of the event.
- The glitch where characters and items' sounds were truncated instead of playing the entire voice clip if you move away from the screen they started was fixed.
- Tennis Marge's icon was changed from the unreleased one.
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- The Daily Play Combo was changed to reward event currency.
June 24 update ("4_15_June2015_Patch1_Postlaunch")
- Ned's Do Lunges job's animation was added.
- The task for Santa Homer to "Fly Santa's Sleigh" is visible again.
- Jockey Bart's job to "Eat at Krusty Burger" is now permanent.
- Football Uprights was added to the craftable items.
- Football Uprights's $ and XP bonus was removed.
- Stadium Light impact on the Conform-O-Meter changed from 500 to 250 on Vanity.
- Placing Tennis Court and Football Uprights now yields 50 instead of 30.
- Level Upgrading now starts after starting Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 6 instead of Pt. 5.
- A glitch that spawned infinite fans upon visiting a friend's town has been fixed.
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