The Madness of Milhouse/Quotes
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- Milhouse: Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
- Kent Brockman: Oh my godness! So you know! It's tru, i never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was eighter become a newscaster, or learn how to drwan "Nutsy the Squirell"!
- Milhouse: Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
- Kent Brockman: Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually lstening to... Celine Dion!
- Milhouse: Lunchlady Dora, uh... why is the school's food so bad?
- Lunchlady Dora: [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a Hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
- Milhouse: Cheif Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
- Chief Wiggum: Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrpy!
- Milhouse: Uh, that's not what I asked.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, well, some how you tough take-no-prisioners attitude wrangled it out of me anway!
- Marge: Can you belive principal Skinner sitll sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
- Edna: What planet have you been living on?
- Milhouse: Oh, I see what you've doing... stop copying me!
- Mayor Quimby: Stop copying me!
- Milhouse: I mean it!
- Mayor Quimby: I mean it!
- Milhouse: Okay, fine, if you're gonne be that ay! I'm a big baby who wets his pants!
- Mayor Quimby: You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
- Milhouse: No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
- Bart: Hiya, Mr. Brockamn! How it's going?
- Kent Brockman:Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirel"!
