Manners with Milhouse/Quotes
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- [Milhouse begins his lesson in telephone etiquette. He and Bart are at Bart's house, and Bart is beginning a prank phone call.]
- Milhouse: When using the telephone, be polite. Give your name and be friendly.
- Bart: Hello, my name is Stuart Pidme. You can call me "Stu".
- [On the other end of the call is Moe, at Moe's Tavern.]
- Moe: Hiya, Stu. How can I help you?
- Milhouse: [continuing the lesson] Always be clear and concise.
- Bart: I'm looking for Miss Suring. Her first name is Ann.
- [The scene shifts back to Moe's Tavern, where Moe calls out for Bart's party.]
- Moe: Got a phone call here. Stu Pidme for Ann Suring. Anyone know Stu Pidme?
- Barney: I know you, Moe. [laughs]
- [On the phone, Bart also laughs. Moe realizes he's been pranked.]
- Moe: [angry] Yeah, yeah ... Very funny.
- [Back at Bart's house, Milhouse keeps on with the lesson.]
- Milhouse: If you've misdialed, apologize.
- Bart: [still on the phone with Moe] I'm sorry. This must be the wrong number.
- Moe: [mollified] Aw, that's okay, kid. That was the nicest crank call I ever had.
- Milhouse: [concluding the lesson] Manners do matter!