Bart I Art/Quotes

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Bart: I am Bart. Bart I art. I stop at the Kwik-E-Mart!

Apu: These franks have become old and fragrant, perhaps they'll sell to this young vagrant! Please buy these dogs, sir. They taste great! Do not mind the expiry date! Eat just one, I know you can ...

Bart: I do not like green wieners, man!

Apu: You can't refuse! They're priced too low! I made them fresh a week ago! Would you, could you, with a Squishee? Would you, could you? They're delish-y!

Bart: I won't buy them. Let me out! They're made from ear and tail and snout!

Apu: But these beef franks, they have no meat!

Bart: Then you enjoy them! Eat, eat, eat! I got all the dogs I want at Krustyburger restaurant!

Apu: What shall I do? I cooked a ton!

Homer: I ate them all ... dial 911!!!!

The Simpsons Comic Strips quotes

21 Muntz Street • Abe's First Radio • Adult Swim • All You Need Is Couch • Barney Sober • Bart Draws a Strip • Bart I Art • Bart Sneaks Out • Bathing Santa's Little Helper • The Boys Find a Playdude • The Braap Movie Poster • Burn of the 4th • Burns' Academic Scholarship • Burns' Birthday • The Burns Paradox • Community Theater • Cost of Living • Crazy Gil's Television Emporium • A Day at the Springfield Petting Zoo • Day in the Life • Dollars to Donuts • Elevator to Heaven • Emergency Scientist • Gil's Ice Cream • Give Me Lima Beans or Give Me Death! • Grampa's Birthday • Grampa's Day • Great Springfield Pickup Lines • Groundskeeper Bart • Homer Improvements • Homer Skips Work • Homer Takes Out the Rubbish • Homer the Gardener • Homer the Girl Scout • Homer the Hopeless Romantic • Homer the Pooh: Chapter One • Homer Wants an SUV • Homer's Bed Time Story • Homer's Day at the Power Plant • Homer's Drive Thru Story • Homer's Greedy Conscious • Homer Simpson's Mambo No. 5 • How to Read Comics: With Homer Simpson • Humpty Dumped: A Mother Marge Tale • In the Thrall of the Neanderthal! • Kang and Kodos Visit Homer • Kang Hypnosis • Krusty the Kent • Kwik-E-Mart: A Healthy Convenience Boutique • Laugh Free or Die • Lights Out • Lisa's College Financing • Lisa Simpson Presents: History of Polo • Maggie's Bedtime Story • Maggie's Monstro-Towel Escapade • Marge Bulks Up • Marge Joins a Book Club • Marge Simpson's Cleaning Tips • Marge Simpson's Hair Affair • Marge's Hair • Marge's Morning "To-Do" List • Marge's "Vacation" • Missing Issues • Missing Underwear Rhyme • The Mixed-Up Catchphrases Zone • Moe + Beer = Girls? • The Monty Burns Late Night Show • A Mother Marge Tale: Jack Sprat Attacks • A Mother Marge Tale: Old Moe Hubbard • A Mother Marge Tale: Sing a Song of Squishee • A Mother Marge Tale: This Is the School That Bart Wrecked • Mr. Burns Discusses Power • Ned's Lessons in Car Safety • Radioactive Man Action Figure • Ralph the Haiku Genius • School Holiday Boredom • Scottish Fighting • Secret Life of Dogs • Senior Volun-Teacher Week • Seniors Reading Poetry Night • Smithers' Guide • Smithers Gets Burns a New Spoon • Spooky Lamp Shadows • Springfield Elementary: Behold the Playground • Springfield Elementary Poetry Competition • Stuck in the Middle • Summer Wind • This Week in Local Sports • Ultra Sour Sourballs Experiment • The Unpossible World of Ralph Wiggum • Untitled comic strip