The Prime of Miss Lisa Simpson/Quotes

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Martin: [as the new fourth grade teacher] "I've asked you to stand on your desks for a reason."

Nelson: "It's harder for us to get you?"

Martin: "That's a side benefit, yes, but I also want you to open your minds to the possibilities..."

Bart: "Hey! The ceiling opens up!"

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[meanwhile, in Canada]

Skinner: "I'm telling you I don't belong here!"

Mountie: "I've had just aboot enough out of you, eh! Now back to the maple syrup mines, or you won't get any socialized health care!"