Wikisimpsons:Featured comics quotes

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Featured comics quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community from the comic stories. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons comic stories.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

"Midday on the Midway"

"Congratulations, Bart. That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen you do."

―Lisa Simpson /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (3)

1. Just doesn't work. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. I feel like I've heard this a lot from Lisa. WebkinzMania 15:41, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
3. Meh. No punch at all; not feature-worthy. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

"Nobody's Purrfect"

"Abbaphlegga! Blek! Yaggha!"

―Crazy Cat Lady /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (3)

1. Jabba-dee-do-aphelledo! Makes no dibehily sense! | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. Meh... WebkinzMania 15:41, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
3. Concur with the "meh" assessment. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

"Bart's Day at the Zoo"

"I see London, I see France, I see Barty's underpants!"

―Sherri and Terri /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (2)

1. Doesn't work either. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:00, 31 May 2012 (EDT)
2. Agreed with Random; doesn't work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

"Wall or Nothing"

"Please! Lake water makes my throat close up!"

―Wendell Borton /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (1)

1. Might be funnier with a little more context, but with too much context we run the risk of making the quote too unwieldy to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Oppose (1)

1. Again, doesn't work as just a quote. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

Comments

• Myth: The context is this: The kids are playing a game of king of the hill on a floating dock, and Homer comes and pushes them all off. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 11:22, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Everybody Really Hates Bart

"Bart, you are denser than osmium."

―Lisa

"Meh. I can't be offended by what I don't understand."

―Bart

A short and "self-contained" quote, and a nice bit of word-sparring between Bart and Lisa. -- Mythigator 09:06, 3 August 2012 (EDT)

Free Range

"Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"

―Carol Jones

"Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."

―Jimbo Jones

A nice bit of wordplay, and involving characters who don't get much "face time" in our featured content. -- Mythigator 09:35, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. I really liked this comic for giving Dolph more face time. And for not making Carol a prostitute. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:21, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

Bartman Beyond

"Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!"

―Sideshow Bob, masquerading as Bartman from the future

"Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!"

―Chief Wiggum

I like this one, it's classic Wiggum. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:21, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. Nnnniiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeee!!! Definitely a classic Clancy quote. -- Mythigator 09:30, 29 September 2012 (EDT)