Springfield Blows

Springfield Blows

Song Information Characters: Hollywood impersonators Writer(s): Alf Clausen (music) Tim Long (lyrics) Appearance(s): "Million-Dollar Abie"

Springfield Blows is a song from the episode "Million-Dollar Abie". The music was composed by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Tim Long. It is the thirty-first track on the album The Simpsons: Testify. It's sung by Hollywood impersonators in a videotape to promote Los Angeles getting a football team instead Springfield

Lyrics

Singers:

L.A. makes great movies

And awesome TV shows.

Springfield don't make nothing

'Cause Springfield blows!

Springfield blows,

Springfield blows,

Springfield blows,

Yes, Springfield blows!

Characters

In Rob Reiner's words "Some of Hollywood's biggest stars have taken the time to sign waivers allowing celebrity impersonators to sing in this video", Those impersonaros are:

Back row

• Jar Jar Binks
• The Who
• Keith Richards

Middle row

• Bono
• Barbara Streisand
• Sting
• Dixie Chicks
• Sylvester Stallone

Front row

• Cyndy Lauper
• Steven Spielberg
• Oprah Winfrey
• Tommy Lee Jones

Later Freddy Krueger and Quick Draw McGraw (as his alter ego El Kabong) joins the group