New Kids on the Blecch/Quotes

Quotes

(Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):

Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.

Bart: Who are you?

L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.

Bart: Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash.

L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.

Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!

Audience: Boo!

Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!

Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!

L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!

Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!

L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?

Principal Skinner: She lives with me.

Ralph Wiggum: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!

Lisa Simpson: What does it mean?

Homer Simpson: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.

Homer: Bart! I dare you to... (whispers)

Bart: No

Homer: You have to do double dares. Especialy when an adult tells you to.

Bart (reluctantly): Uh, yeah, all right. (dresses like a girl)—

Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!

Homer Simpson: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.

Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!

Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!

Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.

Homer: (sulking) I wanna go home now!

Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?

L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.