Marge Be Not Proud/Quotes
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< Marge Be Not Proud
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- [Walking by The Android's Dungeon, Bart sees a sign advertising Bonestorm for 99¢ and goes into the shop.]
- Bart: [dumping money on counter] "I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm. Here's 99 cents."
- Comic Book Guy: "Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me, negative fifty-nine dollars. What that means is this."
- [Comic Book Guy opens the cash register.]
- Comic Book Book Guy: [continuing, sarcastically] "Oh, oh, please, take my fifty-nine dollars. I don't want it. It's yours."
- [Bart reaches for the cash drawer.]
- Comic Book Guy: "Ah, ah, ah! It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm. I shall close the cash register at this point [he does so] and state that ninety-nine cents is the rental price."
- Bart: "Oh, then may I please rent it? Please?"
- Comic Book Guy: "No, you may not. I am all out. Though I do have a surprising abundance of Lee Caravallo's Putting Challenge."
- [At the Try-N-Save, Bart sees Jimbo Jones and Nelson Muntz with items from the store concealed under their clothes.]
- Bart: "Are you guys shoplifting?"
- Jimbo: "Four-finger discount, dude."
- Nelson: "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark."
- [After catching Bart shoplifting, store detective Don Brodka makes him watch a video titled "Shoplifters Beware," starring none other than ... ]
- Troy McClure: "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as 'Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds' and 'Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness.' I'm here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills."
