Bart Gets Hit by a Car/Quotes
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< Bart Gets Hit by a Car
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- Smithers checks on Bart after Mr. Burns hits him.
- Smithers: Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel, and let's get going.
- Homer's Brain: A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
- Marge: Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese?
- Homer's Brain: Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.
- Homer: No, thank you.
- Marge: Some string beans?
- Homer's Brain: No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing--Uh-oh. Better answer.
- Homer: No, thank you.
- Marge: Some celery with cream cheese on it?
- Homer's Brain: Just mouth polite nothings.
- Homer: No, thank you.
- Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar. Last lines of episode.
- Moe: Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, ⅓ off on every pitcher!
- Barflies cheer and start making large orders.
- Moe: Hey, one per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!
