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The Lastest Gun in the West/Quotes

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Bart: Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
Marge: Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!

Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!
Nelson: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!
Ralph: I'm a gulch!

Bart: Buck McCoy helped me.
Grandpa: Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
Lisa: I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
Grandpa: Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.

Homer: Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
Lisa: Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
Homer: Oh, right.

Lisa: You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!

Bart (cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat): Eat my short stories!

Homer (Screaming in the phone): Get me Buck McCoy!
Lisa: Dad! I'm on the line.

Milhouse: Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
Ralph: I will.
Milhouse: Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!
Ralph: Be quiet.
Milhouse: Yes sir.
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII The Parent Rap Homer the Moe A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love The Blunder Years She of Little Faith Brawl in the Family Sweets and Sour Marge Jaws Wired Shut Half-Decent Proposal The Bart Wants What It Wants The Lastest Gun in the West The Old Man and the Key Tales from the Public Domain Blame It on Lisa Weekend at Burnsie's Gump Roast I Am Furious (Yellow) The Sweetest Apu Little Girl in the Big Ten The Frying Game Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge