The Ziff Who Came to Dinner/Quotes

Quotes

[Lenny tells about being in The Re-Deadening ...]

Lenny: "I had a small speaking role."

Carl: "Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set."

Lisa: "Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?"

Lenny: "Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book."

[At the movie ...]

Rod Flanders: "I'm scared!"

Homer: "Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. [ominously] Some of which happened in this very theater [happily looks up an continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear]."

Lisa: "Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?"

Homer: "Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!"

[A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen.]

Homer: [nonchalantly] "Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!"

Artie: "Doesn't your father ever read to you?"

Lisa: "He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. He's still searching for that chocolate factory. It consumes him."

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