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Take My Life, Please/Quotes

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(after the princibal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)

Princibal:(to Carl and Lenny)you two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.

Lenny:only if you do us a favour.

[Princibal]:what is it?

Carl:our parents want us to go to this place called "college".

Lenny:Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.

Princibal:(sighs)fine, but if you mess up, it's ohio college for both of you!

Carl and Lenny:AARRGHH!

(After homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)

Homer:Please help me!How can I have that life back!

Chef: Ask the garlic bread...

Homer:(picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!

Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!

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