| We Come in Pieces!
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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We Come in Pieces! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIII content update. It requires Kang to be obtained.
Dialogue
Ray Gun Advertisement
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I reckon it's the hillbilly's job to point out the alien craft menacing our skies?
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I have positively identified this flying object as a UFO.
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We must construct the Frink Ray Gun immediately!
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I KNEW we should have paid for the ray-gun-proof undercoating.
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Our only hope is that the humans will not have enough donuts to build this ultimate weapon.
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Prologue
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Those meddling humans have built the Ray Gun. We must try to destroy it before they use it!
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| Kang tries to destroy the Ray Gun by firing at it using his spaceship. The player presses the Ray Gun so it shoots into the air. After one shot
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Stop it! Our craft can only take two more hits like that!
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| Kang continues to fire at the Ray Gun, while the player continues to fire at the spaceship. Soon, the spaceship starts to wobble before a final hit makes the spaceship crash into the ray gun, destroying it and the ship.
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Ouch. Ouch. OUCH! I think I twisted a tentacle.
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Bullseye! I've put a new Ray Gun in storage.
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| New Character: Kang
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Pt. 1
| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Peaceful greetings, puny human!
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A real life alien! Welcome to Earth, friend!
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Let us live in friendship, and let us not deploy the beacon that summons the Rigellian invasion fleet!
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Uh... okay.
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That's one thing I wish you not to worry about. No one is deploying any beacons!
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| Task: "Make Kang Deploy the Beacon". The task takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Mr. Alien, sir--
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Please, call me Kang the Enslaver of Worlds! How can I help, friend human?
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There are so many problems with Earth: global warming, polluted water supplies, and, worst of all, gluten.
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Do you have any advanced technology that could heal the planet?
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Of course! Let me just get it over here.
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| Task: "Make Kang Activate the Beacon". The task takes 10 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Uh, stil waiting for help with the zombies.
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Sprinkle these crystals on your fellow humans. It will, uh, make them zombie-proof!
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This appears to be common table salt.
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Don't be idiotic! What would be the point of salting humans?
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| Task: "Make Kang Properly Season Humans". The task takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Bwa-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!
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What's so funny?
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The Rigellian fleet will be here in moments! You are about to become dinner!
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Seriously? You'd fly all the way across the galaxy just to eat us?
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Of course! In all universe, there is no food as well-marbled as the American human!
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| Task: "Make Kang 8-hour Evil Laugh". The task takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Excuse me? Your beacon is bleeping.
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Huh. It appears my Message of Summoning didn't go through to the invasion fleet.
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Yeah, reception kinda stinks here in New Springfield. I'm working on it.
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Please, sit patiently while I resend the message that signals you doom...
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No way! Come on, fellow puny humans -- get him!
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| Task: "Make Kang Run from Puny Humans". The task takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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