Kamp Krusty/Quotes

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Homer: Boy, you have got to learn that if you want something in this world you have to work for it. Now quiet, they are about to announce the winning lottery numbers.

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Krusty: Hi kids! Hoo hoo ha ha!

Camera pans out to reveal it is a previously recorded video

Krusty: I will not be here for a few weeks, so until then I want you to give dubbed voice Mr. Black Krusty's voice the same kind of respect that you would give me. So, without further adieu, here is dubbed voice Mr. Black!

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Bart and Lisa are assigned to a dilapidated camp cabin

Lisa: This is a bit more rustic than I expected.

Bart: Not to worry, Lisa. I know this is good because this cabin has cleans off grime the Krusty Brand Seal of Approval. You can only find these on products that meet the high personal stands of Krusty the Clown.

Camera focuses on seal, then pans away from seal, now it is a place far away from Kamp Krusty, presumably Springfield

Krusty: This one gets very hot after I plug it in. YOW!

Tester: Should we reject that one, Krusty?

Krusty: Naw, it's good. Looks at shelf of malfunctioning Krusty devices In fact, all of these are good. Well, I am off to Wimbleton!

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Mr. Black: Kids, here is Krusty.

Bart{half-mad}: See, I told you Krusty was coming, and he is going to bring us food, water, and smite our enemies!

Barney Gumble in a Krusty costume appears on ampitheatre

Mr. Black: Krusty can only stay five minutes and he has larynighitis, so no questions.

Kids are too demoralized, except for Bart, who sees through the ruse

Bart: This is it! The last straw! I have been burned by Krusty before. The Krusty brand vitamins left me deficient in magnesium, my Krusty calculator did not have a 7 or an 8 key, and his autobiography was self-serving with many glaring ommissions. But this time, Krusty has gone too far! We want Krusty!

Kids start reacting. Mr. Blacks decks Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney for substandard performance

Mr. Black: I ordered you to be breaking their spirits!

Kids: GET US KRUSTY!

Kids riot

Barney: Yeah, get Krummy! *BURP!*

Mr. Black: To the hydrofoil!