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Everyman (Avery Mann) is a superhero created by Comic Book Guy. Homer Simpson portrays him in the film adaptation.

Whilst in The Android's Dungeon, Bart and Milhouse discovered a comic book written by Comic Book Guy, Everyman. They enjoyed the comic, which surprised Comic Book Guy. Comic Book Guy then decided to get self-published. The comic series became a huge hit with many people in Springfield reading it. The comic then got the attention of two film companies; One-Week Wonder Films and Ginormous Pictures. Ginormous Pictures got the rights to make a film based on Everyman when they let Comic Book Guy decide who would play the titular character.

Comic Book Guy was disappointed by every actor who auditioned, until Homer walked into his shop. Comic Book Guy realized that Homer would be perfect for the role and signed Homer onto the film. However, the producers decided to meddle with Comic Book Guy's view of the character and decided that Homer needed to be more fit. They hired Lyle McCarthy as a personal trainer to get Homer into shape. Midway through the film, Lyle McCarthy left Homer for another celebrity. This led to Homer putting on weight again. The final film had Everyman's physique changing frequently between scenes due to the change in Homer's weight and the film was a flop...