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Season 22 Episode Quotes
483 "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
484
"Homer Scissorhands"
"500 Keys" 485


Bart: What's wrong, man?
Milhouse: Something happened last night. Something that really changed me. My mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD, but then she got a phone call. So I started it myself. Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother.
Bart: Nemo doesn't have a mother.
Milhouse: Not after Chapter One, he doesn't. If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. You've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.
Bart: That's your take-away from Nemo? I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear.
Milhouse: Well, I can make them more clear. You see, in the past, I've been too subtle. It's my curse-- subtlety!

Lisa: Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?
Bart: I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers?

Bart: I jumped in front of your picture. Now it's ruined.
Lisa: Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not gonna just paint you into my-- aw! You just ruined six months' work!
Bart: I'm really sorry it wasn't a year.
Lisa: Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born.
Bart: I already do. It's too close to Christmas.

Homer: Just call me "Homer Fingerhands."
Bart: I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay. But I never knew you were so good with hair.
Homer: Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most. It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.

Homer: Attention, lovers of love. Let it be known by all: Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest, most perfectest girl in the whole world, and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend.
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch