Elementary School Dropout/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Hey, guys! Pretty funny, huh?

Homer: Yes! I mean, no, that was a terrible thing to do! Hee, hee!

Marge: What ever possessed you to pull such an... er... embarrassing stunt?

Bart: I dunno. Probably TV. Isn't TV to blame for everything kids do?

Homer: He's right, you know!

Marge: Hurry up, Homie! Lisa, you're going to be late for school!

Bart: Yeah, hurry up... suckers!

Lisa: Bart, someday you're going to regret this! How do you expect to get a decent job?

Bart: I don't need a job! I figure you're going be so successful, I can sponge off of you! Try to keep it down today, mom! Now that I'm retired, I'm going to go back to bed!

Marge: Oh, no you're not! If you can't behave at public school, we'll just have to find someplace that can handle you!

Bart: Hey, Apu, gimme a Super Squishee and don't skimp on the syrup!

Apu: Sorry, no school children allowed in the store during school hours!

Bart: I'm not a school child. I got expelled!

Apu: When then, no drop-outs allowed in the store... period!

Barney: You tell him, Apu! Brraaapp!

Cletus: Yeah, theys only allowses respectable peroples in here!

Bart: I never thought I'd say this, but I gotta get Skiner to let me back intro school! But how?

Principal Skinner: Simpson! What are you doing in the sanctity of my home? Is he hurting you, mother?

Agnes Skinner: Keep your shrunken pants on, Seymour! Bart was helping me with the groceries.

Principal Skinner: Okay, you helped! Now go back to the level of hell you caame from, demon child!

Agnes Skinner: Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!