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'''Meerkat Safari Tours''' is a tour compant with meerkat that [[Mr. Burns]] owns. | '''Meerkat Safari Tours''' is a tour compant with meerkat that [[Mr. Burns]] owns. | ||
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Excursions to meerkat grounds in the Kalahari Desert leave daily from Tshabong, Botswana. With their dark, soulful eyes, long slender bodies extended in an upright, human-like position, and clawed paws gathered demurely in front of them, meerkats are an adorable sight to behold. Your trained bwana will show you how to take aim and shoot one of these delightful mammals to take with you as a lasting souvenir of your safari. Once back in Tshabong, you as a lasting souvenir of your safari. Once back in Tshabong, our skilled taxidermists will stuff and pose your meerkat into an elegant back scratcher. Meerkats are often infested with fleas, so you'll probably need to use it before your trip is over. | Excursions to meerkat grounds in the Kalahari Desert leave daily from Tshabong, Botswana. With their dark, soulful eyes, long slender bodies extended in an upright, human-like position, and clawed paws gathered demurely in front of them, meerkats are an adorable sight to behold. Your trained bwana will show you how to take aim and shoot one of these delightful mammals to take with you as a lasting souvenir of your safari. Once back in Tshabong, you as a lasting souvenir of your safari. Once back in Tshabong, our skilled taxidermists will stuff and pose your meerkat into an elegant back scratcher. Meerkats are often infested with fleas, so you'll probably need to use it before your trip is over. | ||
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*{{bk|C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination}} | *{{bk|C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination}} | ||
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Meerkat Safari Tours is a tour compant with meerkat that Mr. Burns owns.
Description
Excursions to meerkat grounds in the Kalahari Desert leave daily from Tshabong, Botswana. With their dark, soulful eyes, long slender bodies extended in an upright, human-like position, and clawed paws gathered demurely in front of them, meerkats are an adorable sight to behold. Your trained bwana will show you how to take aim and shoot one of these delightful mammals to take with you as a lasting souvenir of your safari. Once back in Tshabong, you as a lasting souvenir of your safari. Once back in Tshabong, our skilled taxidermists will stuff and pose your meerkat into an elegant back scratcher. Meerkats are often infested with fleas, so you'll probably need to use it before your trip is over.
