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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sweets and Sour Marge|Half-Decent Proposal}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sweets and Sour Marge|Half-Decent Proposal}} | ||
| − | :''[When the donkey gets tired]'' | + | :''[When the donkey gets tired.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass. | |
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| − | :''[At the demolition derby]'' | + | :''[At the demolition derby.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive! | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive! |
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:''[From the set of Afternoon Yak.]'' | :''[From the set of Afternoon Yak.]'' | ||
{{qf|Barbara Walters-Type}} Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw? | {{qf|Barbara Walters-Type}} Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw? | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures. | {{qf|Marge}} Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[hamefully]'' Krackle was my favorite. |
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| − | {{qf|Grampa}} Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage. | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage". And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw". And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox". 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling. |
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{{qf|Marge}} A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy. | {{qf|Marge}} A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[to Homer]'' I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight! |
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| − | :''[At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.]'' | + | :''[At the [[Gay Pride Parade]] Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg. | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg. | ||
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- [When the donkey gets tired.]
- Homer: Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.
- [At the demolition derby.]
- Marge: Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!
- [From the set of Afternoon Yak.]
- Barbara Walters-Type: Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?
- Marge: Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures.
- Homer: [hamefully] Krackle was my favorite.
- Grampa: Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage". And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw". And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox". 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
- Marge: A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.
- Marge: [to Homer] I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!
- [At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.]
- Homer: Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.
