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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge|Treehouse of Horror XI}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge|Treehouse of Horror XI}} | ||
| − | {{qf|Bart}} The funniest stuff came right out of real life. | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} The funniest stuff came right out of real life. ''[flashes back to shooting a scene with Homer]'' |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes. | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes. |
{{qf|Bart}} Cowabunga, dude! | {{qf|Bart}} Cowabunga, dude! | ||
{{qf|Director}} And... cut! | {{qf|Director}} And... cut! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks! | {{qf|Bart}} Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks! | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Why you little... | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why you little... ''[begins to angrily strangle him]'' |
| − | {{qf|Director}} Hey, that's funny! | + | {{qf|Director}} Hey, that's funny! ''[the two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises]'' |
| − | :'''Homer: '''And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags. | + | :'''Homer:''' And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags. |
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{{qf|Narrator}} The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan. | {{qf|Narrator}} The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan. | ||
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{{qf|Narrator}} Marge put together a night club act.. | {{qf|Narrator}} Marge put together a night club act.. | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[singing]'' I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy! |
{{qf|Backup Singers}} She didn't do it! She didn't do it! | {{qf|Backup Singers}} She didn't do it! She didn't do it! | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him | + | {{qf|Marge}} So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him ''[audience gasps]'' A smile! Goodnight! |
{{qf|Backup Singers}} She didn't do it! She didn't do it! | {{qf|Backup Singers}} She didn't do it! She didn't do it! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Ozzy Osbourne}} Right and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?! | + | {{qf|[[Ozzy Osbourne]]}} Right and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?! |
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{{qf|Marge}} Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen. | {{qf|Marge}} Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Every day I thought about firing | + | {{qf|Homer}} Every day I thought about firing Marge… you know, just to shake things up. |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} I want to set the record straight: | + | {{qf|Homer}} I want to set the record straight: ''[slowly]'' I thought the cop was a prostitute. |
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- Bart: The funniest stuff came right out of real life. [flashes back to shooting a scene with Homer]
- Homer: Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
- Bart: Cowabunga, dude!
- Director: And... cut!
- Bart: Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks!
- Homer: Why you little... [begins to angrily strangle him]
- Director: Hey, that's funny! [the two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises]
- Homer: And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.
- Narrator: The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan.
- Homer: It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist!
- Narrator: Marge put together a night club act..
- Marge: [singing] I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
- Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
- Marge: So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him [audience gasps] A smile! Goodnight!
- Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
- Ozzy Osbourne: Right and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!
- Marge: Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen.
- Homer: Every day I thought about firing Marge… you know, just to shake things up.
- Homer: I want to set the record straight: [slowly] I thought the cop was a prostitute.
