Difference between revisions of "Your Horrorscope"

{{TB|'''Aquarius'''}}

{{TB|Bringer of jollity. Spirits are lifted when you are near. Warm and compassionate, other people often bring their troubles to you.<br>'''This week:''' Mars and several dozen other planets will enter your house. Be sure to spread your own brand of happiness. It will prove to be very rewarding.}}

{{TB|'''Pisces'''}}

{{TB|'''Aries'''}}

{{TB|'''Leo'''}}

{{TB|You are a forceful leader and command respect from all you encounter. Experience may have hardened you, but you still have the ability to make other people feel rotten.<br>'''This week:''' Pluto is in the farthest reaches of the solar system. Earily career goals may seem more remote than ever, but there is much to love about your present situation.}}

{{TB|'''Virgo'''}}

{{TB|You are often surrounded by children, but this merely underscores the fact that you ahve none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuion, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}

{{TB|'''Libra'''}}

{{TB|You are unflappable despite the great responsibility of your position. You feed the hears and mins of the children you serve.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best ue of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuon, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}

{{TB|'''Taurus'''}}

{{TB|A tireless protector of the people, you have devoted your life to righting the wrongs of society. Once in a great while you actually do something useful.<br>'''This week:''' Though some of the sweeter things in life may prove to be a distraction, try to keep your mind focused on your daily pursuits.}}

{{TB|'''Gemini'''}}

{{TB|You are fiercely protective of the ones you love, much to their eternal distress. Children respect you and keep their distance.<br>'''This week:''' Romance is not in the stars this week. Nor next week. Or the week after that. Maybe you should find a hobby instead.}}

{{TB|'''Cancer'''}}

{{TB|'''Scorpio'''}}

{{TB|'''Sagittarius'''}}

{{TB|Your true spirit is a mustery to those in your orbit. Friends may consider you to be helpful one day and enormously irritating the next.<br>'''This week:''' Uranus is in Netpuen's garage, borowwing his power mower. Be forgiving of others when they repeatedly take advantage of your kind and loving nature.}}

{{TB|'''Capricorn'''}}

{{TB|Your obsequousness has earned you a position of great importance in your town. Always the public servant, you can often be seen assisting the elderly.<br>'''This week:''' Venus will collide with Mercuy. This does not bode well for personal realationships. If unrequited love robs you of your rest, get over it.}}