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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Crepes of Wrath|Some Enchanted Evening}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Crepes of Wrath|Some Enchanted Evening}} | ||
| − | :'''[[Apu]]:''' What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream! | + | :'''[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]]:''' What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream! |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" ''[chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot]'' | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" ''[chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot]'' |
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' Ow! My foot you stupid lousy clumsy...! | + | :'''[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]]:''' Ow! My foot you stupid lousy clumsy...! |
:'''Homer:''' Sorry pal! ''[gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display]'' | :'''Homer:''' Sorry pal! ''[gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display]'' | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' ''[pointing gun a Apu]'' Hand over all your money in a paper bag! |
:'''Apu:''' Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! ''[hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees]'' | :'''Apu:''' Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! ''[hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees]'' | ||
:'''Apu:''' ''[to Homer]'' You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone. | :'''Apu:''' ''[to Homer]'' You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone. | ||
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| − | :''[Springfield Courthouse. Krusty is being indicted.]'' | + | :''[[[Springfield County Court House|Springfield Courthouse]]. Krusty is being indicted.]'' |
:'''Judge:''' How does the defendant plead? | :'''Judge:''' How does the defendant plead? | ||
:'''Krusty:''' I plead guilty, Your Honor. | :'''Krusty:''' I plead guilty, Your Honor. | ||
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| − | :''[Krusty's trial. Judge Snyder is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart]'' | + | :''[Krusty's trial. Judge Snyder is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]]'' |
| − | :'''Prosecutor Snyder:''' Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B? | + | :'''[[Roy Snyder|Prosecutor Snyder]]:''' Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B? |
:'''Krusty:''' Huh? Wh-What do you mean? | :'''Krusty:''' Huh? Wh-What do you mean? | ||
:'''Snyder:''' The one with the "B". | :'''Snyder:''' The one with the "B". | ||
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| − | :''[Reverend Lovejoy spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products]'' | + | :''[<nowiki></nowiki>[[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.|Reverend Lovejoy]] spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products]'' |
:'''Peddler:''' Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy them and burn them! | :'''Peddler:''' Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy them and burn them! | ||
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:''[Homer has confiscated all of Bart's Krusty toys and loaded them in a wheelbarrow.]'' | :''[Homer has confiscated all of Bart's Krusty toys and loaded them in a wheelbarrow.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart:''' Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality! | + | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]:''' Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality! |
:'''Homer:''' No I am not, I am part of the mainstream, participating with the herd! So come on boy, join the winning team! | :'''Homer:''' No I am not, I am part of the mainstream, participating with the herd! So come on boy, join the winning team! | ||
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- Apu: What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream!
- Homer: The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" [chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot]
- Krusty: Ow! My foot you stupid lousy clumsy...!
- Homer: Sorry pal! [gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display]
- Krusty: [pointing gun a Apu] Hand over all your money in a paper bag!
- Apu: Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! [hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees]
- Apu: [to Homer] You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
- [Homer gasps with relief]
- [[[Springfield County Court House|Springfield Courthouse]]. Krusty is being indicted.]
- Judge: How does the defendant plead?
- Krusty: I plead guilty, Your Honor.
- [Entire courtroom gasps. Defense attorney looks annoyed.]
- Defense attorney: No, no!
- [Defense attorney covers microphone and whispers to Krusty.]
- Krusty: Oops, I'm sorry. I plead not guilty, Your Honor. Opening night jitters!
- [Krusty's trial. Judge Snyder is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart]
- Prosecutor Snyder: Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B?
- Krusty: Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
- Snyder: The one with the "B".
- Krusty: Uh...Uh...
- Snyder: What is the matter, can't you read?
- Krusty: [distraught] No, ok?! I'm illiterate!
- [Courtroom audience and jury gasp]
- Snyder: I do not believe it: the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to be unable to read?
- Snyder: Well, no, so I will point it out for you. OK, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. Betting slips! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to wager on sporting games?
- Snyder: Yes it is.
- [Reverend Lovejoy spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products]
- Peddler: Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy them and burn them!
- [Homer has confiscated all of Bart's Krusty toys and loaded them in a wheelbarrow.]
- Bart: Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality!
- Homer: No I am not, I am part of the mainstream, participating with the herd! So come on boy, join the winning team!
