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- Bart: [reading his permanent record] "An under achiever and proud of it." How old is this book?
- Nelson: [after Skinner's film burns] Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD.
- Skinner: This is a DVD!
- (a disc falls out of the projector)
- Kids: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
- Skinner: I fixed the DVD!
- Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
- [Nelson throws his relish against the wall]
- Skinner: If you don't eat your relish, you're not getting any mayonnaise.
- Skinner: Defying orders, eh? Well I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage, too.
- Groundskeeper Willie: [taking umbrage] That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around--I quit!
- (Homer hallucinates of belly dancing women who serve him)
- Homer:Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
(The women shoot the hose at Homer's mouth)
- Camel: Aah! Homer, Homer!
(In real life where Ned wakes up Homer)
- Ned:Homer wake up the car is filling up with..(he is interrupted)
- Homer: I know, ranch dressing!