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Bart: What's wrong, man?

Milhouse: Something happened last night. Something that really changed me. My mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD, but then she got a phone call. So I started it myself. Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother.

Bart: Nemo doesn't have a mother.

Milhouse: Not after Chapter One, he doesn't. If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. You've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.

Bart: That's your take-away from Nemo? I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear.

Milhouse: Well, I can make them more clear. You see, in the past, I've been too subtle. It's my curse-- subtlety!

Lisa: Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?

Bart: I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers?

Bart: I jumped in front of your picture. Now it's ruined.

Lisa: Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not gonna just paint you into my-- aw! You just ruined six months' work!

Bart: I'm really sorry it wasn't a year.

Lisa: Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born.

Bart: I already do. It's too close to Christmas.

Homer: Just call me "Homer Fingerhands."

Marge: I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay. But I never knew you were so good with hair.

Homer: Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most. It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.

Milhouse: Attention, lovers of love. Let it be known by all: Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest, most perfectest girl in the whole world, and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend.