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| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' What's wrong, man? Something happened last night. Something that really changed me. :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' My mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD, but then she got a phone call. So I started it myself. Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother. | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' What's wrong, man? |
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Something happened last night. Something that really changed me. :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' My mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD, but then she got a phone call. So I started it myself. Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Nemo doesn't have a mother. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Nemo doesn't have a mother. | ||
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Not after Chapter One, he doesn't. If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. You've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa. | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Not after Chapter One, he doesn't. If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. You've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa. | ||
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- Bart: What's wrong, man?
- Milhouse: Something happened last night. Something that really changed me. :Milhouse: My mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD, but then she got a phone call. So I started it myself. Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother.
- Bart: Nemo doesn't have a mother.
- Milhouse: Not after Chapter One, he doesn't. If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. You've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.
- Bart: That's your take-away from Nemo? I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear.
- Milhouse: Well, I can make them more clear. You see, in the past, I've been too subtle. It's my curse-- subtlety!
- Lisa: Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?
- Bart: I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers?
- Bart: I jumped in front of your picture. Now it's ruined.
- Lisa: Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not gonna just paint you into my-- aw! You just ruined six months' work!
- Bart: I'm really sorry it wasn't a year.
- Lisa: Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born.
- Bart: I already do. It's too close to Christmas.
- Homer: Just call me "Homer Fingerhands."
- Marge: I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay. But I never knew you were so good with hair.
- Homer: Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most. It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.
- Milhouse: Attention, lovers of love. Let it be known by all: Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest, most perfectest girl in the whole world, and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend.
