Difference between revisions of "Adventures in Baby-Getting/Quotes"

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Kent Brockman: Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.

Comic Book Guy: While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.

Kent Brockman: Weren't those two places about the same size?

Comic Book Guy: I didn't know this was an ambush!

Milhouse: So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!

Bart: Are the credits transferable?

Milhouse: No.

Bart: That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents.

Bart: What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?

Lisa: What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?

Bart: Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to?

Lisa: A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell.

Bart: Can I use that on the chalkboard?

Lisa: I guess.

Bart: Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.

Marge: Homer? How many samples did you sell?

Homer: Uh... remember that Corvette I had?

Marge: I thought they only paid $50 a trip.

Homer: Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president.

Marge: My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon.

Dr. Hibbert: You were wise to check, Marge.

Marge: What do you mean?

Dr. Hibbert: Take a look at this.

Homer: Ooh... X's for eyes.