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[On board the Rigellians' spaceship, an annoyed Kang is feeding coins into a vending machine that dispenses humans.]

Kang: Primitive delivery system ... ! It is preventing me from accessing the food supply directly!

[In food slot B2 of the machine, Otto has been listening closely to the coins that Kang has been depositing.]

Otto: Uh-oh! By the pitch of that rattle, there goes another three dimes and a Susan B. That makes $2.25! 25 more cents and I'm toast!

[In front of the machine, Kang has reached the same conclusion.]

Kang: Aha! One more stamped metal disc and I eat! [He starts to put the coin into the slot.]

Kodos: [interrupting] Wait, Kang! That is our last Earthling quarter! I need that for the parking meter!

Kang: Of course. Here you are. [He hands Kodos the quarter.]

Otto: Dude, you don't need to feed the meter. Your spaceship totally flattens everything you land on!