Difference between revisions of "The Great Wife Hope/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Luann Van Houten|Luann]]''': | + | :'''[[Luann Van Houten|Luann]]''': How did you ever come up with an idea like 'crazy bowling'? |
| − | :'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': | + | :'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': I googled 'girls having fun', and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found 'crazy bowling'. |
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| − | :'''Homer''': '' | + | :'''Homer''': ''[After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph.]'' But remember: don't try this at home. |
:::Do it at the schoolyard. | :::Do it at the schoolyard. | ||
:::Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them | :::Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them | ||
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.</i>]'' |
:'''Bart''': "You love <i>Ultimate Punching</i> even more than I do." | :'''Bart''': "You love <i>Ultimate Punching</i> even more than I do." | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': [<i>In a flat, emotionless voice</i>] "<i>Ultimate Punching</i> is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. Studies have shown your mother is right." |
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer''': [<i>to Marge</i>] "Listen, of all the crazy things I've ever done, this is the craziest--and <i> you're </i> doing it!" |
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| − | :'''Marge''': '' | + | :'''Marge''': ''[After winning the event.]'' "We can enjoy some mixed ''Marital'' arts." |
:'''Homer''': "Oh, No holds Barred." | :'''Homer''': "Oh, No holds Barred." | ||
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Revision as of 01:34, August 5, 2012
- [The mothers are bowling.]
- Luann: How did you ever come up with an idea like 'crazy bowling'?
- Marge: I googled 'girls having fun', and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found 'crazy bowling'.
- Homer: [After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph.] But remember: don't try this at home.
- Do it at the schoolyard.
- Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them
- but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden.
- [Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.]
- Bart: "You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do."
- Homer: [In a flat, emotionless voice] "Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. Studies have shown your mother is right."
- Homer: [to Marge] "Listen, of all the crazy things I've ever done, this is the craziest--and you're doing it!"
- Marge: [After winning the event.] "We can enjoy some mixed Marital arts."
- Homer: "Oh, No holds Barred."
