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:'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack? | :'''Insurance Rep''': Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack? | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Haven't we all. | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Haven't we all. |
:'''Insurance Rep''': Strokes? | :'''Insurance Rep''': Strokes? | ||
:'''Homer''': None…no wait, three. (chuckles) Since the last one I don't remember so good. | :'''Homer''': None…no wait, three. (chuckles) Since the last one I don't remember so good. | ||
:'''Insurance Rep''': Are you a smoker? | :'''Insurance Rep''': Are you a smoker? | ||
:'''Homer''': Yes I am. | :'''Homer''': Yes I am. | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': You don't smoke!! | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': You don't smoke!! |
:'''Homer''': Shhh!! (whispering) I want her to think I'm cool. | :'''Homer''': Shhh!! (whispering) I want her to think I'm cool. | ||
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:'''Marge''': Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive? | :'''Marge''': Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive? | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': Oh yeah, it's great. Why don't we top it off by reading to old people? | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Oh yeah, it's great. Why don't we top it off by reading to old people? |
| − | :'''Lisa''': Well, I think, in these days of petro-terrorists and ozone depletion, a Sunday drive reeks of bio-hubris. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, I think, in these days of petro-terrorists and ozone depletion, a Sunday drive reeks of bio-hubris. |
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:'''Homer''': You can't enjoy money when you're dead so why not have fun now!! | :'''Homer''': You can't enjoy money when you're dead so why not have fun now!! | ||
Revision as of 14:04, September 14, 2011
- Insurance Rep: Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack?
- Homer: Haven't we all.
- Insurance Rep: Strokes?
- Homer: None…no wait, three. (chuckles) Since the last one I don't remember so good.
- Insurance Rep: Are you a smoker?
- Homer: Yes I am.
- Marge: You don't smoke!!
- Homer: Shhh!! (whispering) I want her to think I'm cool.
- Marge: Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive?
- Bart: Oh yeah, it's great. Why don't we top it off by reading to old people?
- Lisa: Well, I think, in these days of petro-terrorists and ozone depletion, a Sunday drive reeks of bio-hubris.
- Homer: You can't enjoy money when you're dead so why not have fun now!!
- Marge: Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent $5,000 on donuts, $2,000 on scalp massages, $500 on body glitter.
- Homer: Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
- Marge: Oh, please. From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.
- Homer: (gasping) Who told you that?!
- Marge: You shouted it while we were making love!! Now look here, mister, I pay the bills, I do the budget and I'm in charge of the money. Hmmm!
- Marge: I am so sick of that story about finding an onion ring in your French fries! It was 20 years ago!
- Homer: That was my Woodstock!
