Difference between revisions of "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge/Quotes"
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:'''TV Announcer''': "It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?" | :'''TV Announcer''': "It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?" | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': (Very interested) "One-thousand dollars!" | + | :'''Homer''': ''(Very interested)'' "One-thousand dollars!" |
:'''TV Announcer''': "Oh, don't answer yet." | :'''TV Announcer''': "Oh, don't answer yet." | ||
:'''Homer''': "Oh, sorry." | :'''Homer''': "Oh, sorry." | ||
Revision as of 15:12, September 1, 2010
(Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit)
- Homer: "Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave."
- Marge: "Hmm, David."
- Homer: "Oh."
(Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David)
- Kent: "Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?"
(Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep)
- Helen: "Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination!" (Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover)
- Marge: "Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece."
- Helen: (Gasps) "It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil."
- Marge: "But I like that statue."
- Maude: (Gasps)" I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity."
(Homer watches TV)
- TV Announcer: "It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?"
- Homer: (Very interested) "One-thousand dollars!"
- TV Announcer: "Oh, don't answer yet."
- Homer: "Oh, sorry."
- Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening: "They love, and share.
- They share and love and share.
- Love, love, love,
- Share, share, share.
- The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"
- Homer: "I always knew you'd change the world... for the better."
