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Mileage of the Lambs

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Hell on Wheels
Required characters:	Billy
Optional characters:	Bart, Wiggum, Mr. Burns
Internal name(s):	MileageOfTheLambs
ID(s):	255041 - 255045

Mileage of the Lambs is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hell on Wheels content update. It requires Billy to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Billy's exclamation mark
	Hey, kid, you're not supposed to be hanging around here.
	Oh, come on, man. I'm bored and you guys have air hoses and hydraulic jacks.
	The sign says "No Horseplay".
	And the one over there says "Employees Must Wash Hands After Using the Bathroom," so I'm pretty sure signs don't have any actual authority here.
Task: "Make Billy Chase a Troublemaker". The job takes place at the Gasso Station, a Shop, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Cause Trouble". The job takes place at a Shop or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	panting Come on, kid. Stop...running around. I'm...supposed to...chase off...troublemakers.
	Do you always do what you're SUPPOSED to do?
	I...uh...suppose so.
	devious laugh This is going to be more fun than the time I switched Milhouse's devices to Portuguese.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Billy's exclamation mark
	So, let's get this straight, Billy. You're a teenager and you have all the teenager privileges like a driver's license and power tools, right?
	I only have my learner's permit. But yes to the power tools.
	And you don't take advantage of these privileges to create mischief?
	Is that wrong?
	Yes! Well...no it's not technically wrong. But that's my point!
	Stick with me, Billy. With my schemes and your inability to think for yourself, we're going to have fun.
Task: "Make Billy Follow Bart's Lead". The job takes place at a Shop or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart "Personalize" People's Cars". The job takes place at a Shop or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	That was a fine morning of pranking, Billy.
	Mrs. Lovejoy's car horn plays WAP, Groundskeeper Willie's lawnmower spits out soap bubbles, and Dr. Hibbert's vanity plate says "KWAK D0C"!
	I've never felt this alive before! I want to be like this all the time!
	Pace yourself, young grasshopper. You don't get to be a prolific prankster and avoid juvenile hall without taking it slow and steady. Savor the moment.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Billy's exclamation mark
	There he is, Chief Wiggum! These automotive pranks have all the classic hallmarks of one Bartholomew J. Simpson.
	Okay, Bart. You're coming downtown for questioning.
	You've got me dead to rights, Chief.
	Just let me hand this list of chores to my new friend, Billy.
	By your command, Sensei.
	Well...I wouldn't want you to get in trouble with your parents for shirking your chores.
	You'll be calling them from the station, by the way. They're still on speed dial, of course.
Task: "Make Billy Run Mischievous Errands". The job takes place at a Shop or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Submit to Interrogation". The job takes place at the Police Station or Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Question Bart". The job takes place at the Police Station or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
	Reports of car pranks keep pouring in. But I was sure you were behind them, Bart.
	I was here with you the whole time.
	It just doesn't feel right. But I can't argue with facts.
	By my estimation, you can't do anything with them.
	Say, Bart, what would you say to helping us out. You're a master prankster; maybe you could tell us how this guy thinks and who he might be.
	You mean like Hannibal Lecter?
	Is that who you think is behind this?
	No. I meant I would be helping you the way Hannibal — Yes! Yes, I think these pranks are being pulled by Hannibal Lecter!
	filling out a report form How many Ns in Hannibal?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Billy's exclamation mark
	Did you see me, Bart? I pulled off every prank on your list and it was the most exciting thing I've ever done in my life!
	You're a quick study to be sure, and I managed to get Wiggum off your trail. But I think you should lay low for a bit.
	No way! I'm bursting with ideas! Must prank now!
	Uh oh. I think I created a mechanical monster. Or at least a monstrous mechanic.
Task: "Make Billy Tamper With a Professional's Car". The job takes place at a Shop or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	Um, Billy, I think that last prank might have gone too far.
	Relax, Bart. You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Or rear axles.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Billy's exclamation mark
	You are in deep trouble, mister! It's going to take forever to clean the marshmallow fluff out of the airbag in Mother's car!
	And that smoke bomb nearly doubled the amount of smoke coming out of my car!
	And my Model A has been reduced to running like a Model C+.
	What have I done? I just wanted to feel something for once.
	Oh, you'll feel something all right, young man. The lash of the justice system!
	Now, now, gentlemen. This is an impressionable young man. Impressionable, crafty, and lacking a father figure.
	I do have a dad.
	Lacking a father figure who is here right now. Come with me, young man.
	How would you like to join the Young Springfield Republicans?
Task: "Make Billy Prepare for the Future". The job takes place at Republican Party HQ, Burns Manor, a Shop, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Mr. Burns Prepare Another Disciple". The job takes place at Republican Party HQ, Burns Manor, a Shop, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to The Silence of the Lambs.

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