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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The quest name is a reference to the {{W|Lone Ranger}}.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:07, April 25, 2025


The Loan Ranger
Tapped Out Costas Becker Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Simpsanos
Required characters: Costas Becker, Apu
Optional characters: Fat Tony, Krusty
Internal name(s): TheLoanRanger
ID(s): 279036 - 279040


The Loan Ranger is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Costas Becker to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
Fat Tony - Grim Costas, I could use a tough, scary loan collector like you in my operation.
Costas Becker - Annoyed I find your little city disgusting.
Fat Tony It's an acquired taste, to be sure.
Costas Becker - Grim I am, above all, a man of principles — principles that will not allow me to work for you!
Fat Tony - Grim Fair enough. We shall remain mortal enemies. I will now stomp your foot. *stomps foot*
Costas Becker - Annoyed Oww! And I will poke your belly. *pokes belly*
Fat Tony - Happy *giggles*
Costas Becker - Annoyed I was hoping for a more painful outcome.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Try to Hire Costas Becker". The job takes place at Capital City Plaza Hotel, Businessman's Social Club, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Costas Becker Vow Never to Work for Fat Tony". The job takes place at Capital City Plaza Hotel, Businessman's Social Club, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
Costas Becker - Annoyed I've been the wind beneath the gangsters' wings whose books I have carried for years!
Costas Becker - Confused Why not carry my own book? Shark my own loans? Why deny what is so clearly my destiny any longer?
Costas Becker - Grim This is the path forward for Costas Becker!
Apu - Angry When you are done talking to yourself, please decide on your candy: Red Lines or Strawberry Twizzors. I have customers waiting!
Costas Becker - Grim I'll take them both because I deserve it!
Task: "Make Costas Becker Try to Find Marks". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Push Twizzors Sales". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
Lindsey Naegle - Happy Costas, you know, at Devarsec, Inc., we're always looking for go-getters to work as debt collectors.
Costas Becker - Confused Is "Devarsec" a collection agency or a new prescription drug?
Lindsey Naegle - Happy Technically both!
Costas Becker - Annoyed I must accept your offer, although collecting from the medically impaired sickens me.
Lindsey Naegle - Happy If you're sick, Devarsec can help!
Lindsey Naegle Side effects may include shortness of breath, dizziness, vomiting, bleeding, death...
Costas Becker - Annoyed I think I'll stay sick.
Task: "Make Costas Becker Reluctantly Work for Corporate America". The job takes place at Office Towers, ZiffCorp Office Building, ZiffCorp Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Grampa - Outraged Devarsec? Is that one of those un-American dog breeds?
Jasper - Mad No! Devarsec is the defenseman for the Springfield Ice-O-Topes.
Grampa - Outraged Devarsec's a bum! We traded our goalie, Metamucil, for him!
Costas Becker - Grim Devarsec's a drug!
Grampa - Startled Oh, so you're a drug dealer!
Jasper - Mad Drug dealer? I better call Detective Devarsec!
Costas Becker - Annoyed I'm trapped in an existential nightmare.
Grampa - Annoyed Wait till you get to our age. It's all nightmares.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
Lindsey Naegle - Happy Costas Becker, you are the best debt collector we've ever hired. How do you do it?
Costas Becker - Grim People don't say "no" to me. At least, not if they're under eigthy and can understand simple hand gestures.
Lindsey Naegle - Happy Well our Board of Directors would like to give you a plaque for outstanding performance! Yours is the little name under our names.
Costas Becker - Surprised Wait, "Marion Anthony D'Amico"? Fat Tony is one of your board members?
Fat Tony - Happy I told you, you would end up working for me—
Costas Becker - Annoyed *stomps Fat Tony's foot and leaves*
Fat Tony - Grim That guy stomps really hard.
Task: "Make Costas Becker Try to Find Marks Again". The job takes 4 hours.
Costas Becker - Annoyed What's the world coming to where no one borrows money from gangsters anymore?
Grampa - Annoyed We all just run up our credit cards.
Costas Becker - Grim It's intolerable! Now how will I pay my rent here in Springfield?
Grampa Go where there's always job openings 'cause everyone's always quitting...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Costas Becker's exclamation mark
Costas Becker - Annoyed Krusty Burger Working at Krusty Burger is even more intolerable!
Fast Food Grampa - Happy But at least you can pay your rent now.
Krusty - Angry Zip it, burger chuckers!
Costas Becker - Annoyed Krusty Burger I have a name!
Krusty - Annoyed Not here you don't. Now take this order out to the tour bus.
If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Threaten to Dock Pay". The job takes place at Krusty Burger or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Costas Becker Hand Out Burgers". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Lone Ranger.