Difference between revisions of "The Right Duff"

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The Right Duff is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer vs the 18th Amendment content update. It requires Howard K. Duff to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark Well, I've done a mediocre job that resulted in massive layoffs. Time for my bonus. Maybe I'll see if they can add another corner to my corner office. Or, better yet, a day at the spa. With clean pores, who needs a clean conscience? Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Spend the Day at the Spa". The job takes place at the Exclusive Resort, Health Spa, Rancho Relaxo, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Exfoliating mask... hot rocks... pedicure. What more could a beer company CEO ask for? Every day, I thank my Grand Pa-Pa for changing our name from Duffledump to Duff at Ellis Island. Since I got my job at Duff, no one knew I wasn't related to the family, so I just kept getting promoted. But I earned all those unearned promotions. Having a coincidental last name isn't easy, after all. After finishing the task Vacation was fun and all but now it's time to plug back into the old stock market. Our stock is down?! Why didn't anyone warn me so I could offload some stock before? Because your Duff is not up to snuff! Oh yeah. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark Hold on, I need to look that up in my Duffman to English dictionary...*GASP* They discovered I'm not a real Duff. Who told? As a subcontractor for 'Just the Messenger, LLC', it is my job to tell you – it was you. Your pedicurist heard you muttering to yourself and tweeted about it. #DuffGate is trending, Sir. The think pieces are flooding in and the Russian trolls have already co-opted it. Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Take Crash Course in Social Media". The job takes place at the Duff Stadium, Marketing Agency, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark This was all started by one pedicurist? How can corporations squash the competition if one person can yield so much power? Surely, I could use this so-called social media to my advantage... I need a young person, a lawyer, and a better writer to figure out a punch line for this joke! Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Save His Job". The job takes 4 hours. This is ridiculous. Don't you remember your Business School Shakespeare: a rose by any other name would cost as much. I refuse to resign! If you kowtow to this outrage, what's next? The workers use social media to demand a living wage? It's a slippery slope! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Howard K. Duff's exclamation mark There's no way that I'm resigning. Duffledumps don't quit! I just need to change the narrative. Get my fans to rally around the classic underdog narrative of a CEO not getting his way. I think I know just the way... Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Use Social Media to His Advantage". The job takes place at the Duff Stadium, Marketing Agency, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. After starting the job Guys! Howard Duff says he's being forced to resign because he lied about his identity for years. Is that really so awful? It's often more complicated than that. Let's listen to his side of the argument. He says if he's fired they'll send the company overseas. NO! I can't drink imported beer. I hated that Düff Moe sold me. It tasted like socialism. After finishing the task Profits are up, the board asked me to stay, and I'm now a meme apparently. Take that, Grumpy C. Catsworth – CEO of CatSip, the beer for cats. What a successful twenty-four hours. I think I'll go on another vacation. Quest reward: 200 and 20