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| − | '''Oh, Streetcar!''' is a musical version of Tennessee Williams' play ''A Streetcar Named Desire''. Several cast members of the town of [[Springfield]] put it on in the episode [[A Streetcar Named Marge]]. The songs for the show were composed by [[Alf Clausen]] and written by [[Jeff Martin]]. The song "New Orleans" gained a lot of controversy because of its lyrics portraying the city in a bad light. In response, in [[Homer the Heretic|the following episode]], [[Bart]] wrote on the [[chalkboard | + | '''Oh, Streetcar!''' is a musical version of Tennessee Williams' play ''A Streetcar Named Desire''. Several cast members of the town of [[Springfield]] put it on in the episode [[A Streetcar Named Marge]]. The songs for the show were composed by [[Alf Clausen]] and written by [[Jeff Martin]]. The song "New Orleans" gained a lot of controversy because of its lyrics portraying the city in a bad light. In response, in [[Homer the Heretic|the following episode]], [[Bart]] wrote on the [[chalkboard gag|chalkboard]], "I will not defame New Orleans" as an apology. |
==The Cast== | ==The Cast== | ||
Revision as of 12:41, January 24, 2010
Oh, Streetcar! is a musical version of Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire. Several cast members of the town of Springfield put it on in the episode A Streetcar Named Marge. The songs for the show were composed by Alf Clausen and written by Jeff Martin. The song "New Orleans" gained a lot of controversy because of its lyrics portraying the city in a bad light. In response, in the following episode, Bart wrote on the chalkboard, "I will not defame New Orleans" as an apology.
Contents
The Cast
- Chief Clancy Wiggum - Narrator
- Marge Simpson - Blanche DuBois
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - The Young Collector
- Ned Flanders - Stanley Kowalski
Songs
Long Before the Superdome
- Chief Wiggum:
- Long before the Superdome,
- Where the Saints of football play,
- Lived a city that the damned call home.
- Hear their hellish roundelay...
New Orleans
Ensemble:
- New Or-le-ans,
- Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
- New Or-le-ans,
- Tacky overpriced souvenir stores.
- If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip
- To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississip.
- New Or-le-ans,
- Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile,
- New Or-le-ans,
- Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul.
- New Or-le-ans,
- Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank,
- New Or-le-ans.
I Though My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras
- Woman:
- What's the matter, honey, are you lost?
- Marge:
- I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.
- Lisa:
- It's mom!
- Homer:
- Huh?
- Marge:
- Ma name is Blanche DuBois.
- I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,
- A neverending party...
- Ha!
- I'm a faded southern dame
- Without a dime.
I am Just a Simple Paper Boy
- Apu:
- I'm collecting for The Evening Star.
- Marge:
- Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.
- Apu:
- I am just a simple paper boy,
- No romance do I seek.
- I just wanted forty cents
- For my deliveries last week.
- Will this bewitching floozy
- Seduce this humble newsie?
- Oh, what's a a paper to...do?
- (she kisses him)
- Woo-hoo!
Stella!
- Ned Flanders:
- STELLA!!!
- STELLA!!!
- Can't you hear me yell-a?
- You're puttin' me through Hell-a?
- Stella, STELLA!!!!
She Flies
- (instrumental)
The Kindness of Strangers
- Marge:
- Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
- Ensemble:
- You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
- To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
- Marge:
- Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
- Cast:
- A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
- You haven't met!
- STREETCAR!
