Difference between revisions of "Training Day (St. Patrick's Day 2014)"

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Training Day is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day 2014 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting the update March is here! And you know what that means: time to make my New Years Resolution! Didn't you make a resolution in January? I did. It was to stop postponing making New Years Resolutions. It isn't going well. So what's your resolution? Hit the gym? Read more? Improve your lexicon? Lisa, what have I told you about making up words. Gym? Ridiculous. My resolution is to prepare for St. Patrick's Day down at O'Flanagan's Pub so I don't end up face down in the gutter by accident. This year, I'll end up there by choice! And I won't be taking any excuses like I did last year! So leave your hangovers and heart attacks at home! Task: "Build O'Flanagan's Pub". It takes 30 seconds. Task: "Send Springfielders to Train for a St. Patrick's Beer Bash" (x10). The jobs take place at O'Flanagan's Pub and take 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the task are:

Pt. 2

After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark To borrow a phrase from James Joyce and Spring Break Cancun - DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! I'm starting to think this is a bad idea... Second thoughts are for the sober! Drink those doubts away! Booze, you've helped me make - and forget - so many bad decisions. How 'bout one more for old times' sake? Task: "Make Homer Drink his Doubts Away". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours. Woo Hoo! It worked! I no longer regret this reckless romp of drinking! Or this Gangnam Style tattoo – guaranteed to stay topical and hilarious forever! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark Homer, congratulations! Am I finally ready to participate in all the St. Patrick's Day festivities? No, you've graduated from a Wee Little Laddy to a Bar Wench in the O'Flanagan's School of Drinking and Tae Kwon Do. What's the top level? Black belt! Sorry, I mean Leprechaun Lush! But no non-Irishman has ever achieved that level. Then I shall be the first! And it will be the greatest achievement of my life! hat about your three beautiful children and your loving wife? Who? Task: "Make Homer Reach Level Leprechaun Lush". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Homer, you've failed at so many things: real estate exams, successfully making lists of three... you must not fail at this. But this hard, glass-strewn concrete floor looks so inviting. Maybe I'll just take a little nap. Task: "Make Homer Pass Out". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hello, is anyone there? Hoooommmeeeer, it's me. The Ghost of Liver Past. The Ghost of Liver Past? Never heard of you. That's because those Christmas ghosts used up all of our public relations budget! It's all about social media these days. I mean... boooooooooo! I'm here to show you how things used to be when you drank responsibly, by magically transporting you through time and space. Do I have to walk? No. You do have to stand while I possess you though. Uhhhh... fine. But I'm bringing a brew. Task: "Make Homer See his Drinking Past". The job takes 60 minutes. Look upon your first St. Patrick's Day beer purchase at the Kwik-E-Mart. Who's that fat balding guy? And when do I get my raffle ticket? I really don't think you're getting what's going on here. That's you. From the past. You follow? If I say yes, will I get my raffle ticket? Task: "Make Homer Pass Out". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Where am I? The last thing I remember was a liver ghost slapping me in the face. You know what I always say, Homer -- when a liver ghost slaps you, you slap back. HOMER! I'm the Ghost of Liver Future! I'm here to show you what you will become if you continue drinking. So more being possessed? Jeez, is this St. Patrick's or Halloween? Task: "Make Homer See What his Drinking Life Might Become". The job takes 4 hours. That was awful! The dank, dark bars. The sticky floors. The broken dreams... brand condom machines. I don't want that to be my life! Please tell me how I can change my ways! I can't... because I'm actually the Ghost of Liver Present! Bet you didn't see that coming! So this is what my life is like now? And you're what my liver looks like now? I know -- sad, right? There's no Ghost of Liver Future because your liver doesn't have a future. Also because people got too used to the three ghost system, so we had to change it up. We're beta testing it now. Actually, if you'd be willing to fill out a short questionnaire... Oh, you're crying. Well I'll just put down satisfied and see myself out. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark What have I been doing? Training for St. Patrick's Day when I could have been stopping to smell the roses. Assuming people played the Valentine's Day update. I was so focused on drinking, I forgot about the most important thing in my life -- my, I don't know, family probably. Task: "Make Homer Reflect on his Life". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10