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Revision as of 11:22, June 19, 2010
- Homer: {talking to himself} "OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!"
- Homer: {to Marge} Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought to give as a wedding present!"
- (Marge gasps)
- Homer's Brain: "Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!"
- Homer: "Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the necessary credits for my diploma."
- Marge: "That still does not explain why you ate the soaps...actually, maybe it does."
- "Grampa: (writing a letter') "Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot."
