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:'''Homer''': Hey, someone cut out the ad section! Who could that have been. | :'''Homer''': Hey, someone cut out the ad section! Who could that have been. | ||
:''Marge is holding scissors.'' | :''Marge is holding scissors.'' | ||
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:'''Marge''': Oh, just thought I would fill the house with the rich aroma of tobacco. | :'''Marge''': Oh, just thought I would fill the house with the rich aroma of tobacco. | ||
:''Phone rings. Homer answers.'' | :''Phone rings. Homer answers.'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Yello? Hey, Lenny! | + | :'''Homer''': Yello? Hey, Lenny! |
:''Marge runs the vacuum cleaner.'' | :''Marge runs the vacuum cleaner.'' | ||
:'''Homer''': Sorry Lenny, what was that about getting together? I cannot hear you. Marge, could you please hold off on the vacuum cleaner? | :'''Homer''': Sorry Lenny, what was that about getting together? I cannot hear you. Marge, could you please hold off on the vacuum cleaner? | ||
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:''Return to present.'' | :''Return to present.'' | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you ''remember'' it! | :'''[[Homer]]''': Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you ''remember'' it! | ||
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:''[Homer interrupts [[Marge]] while she's looking at [[Lenny]]'s crafts booth.]'' | :''[Homer interrupts [[Marge]] while she's looking at [[Lenny]]'s crafts booth.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!" | :'''Homer''': "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!" | ||
:'''Marge''': "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face." | :'''Marge''': "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face." | ||
:'''Homer''': "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun." | :'''Homer''': "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun." | ||
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:'''[[Smithers]]''': "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?" | :'''[[Smithers]]''': "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?" | ||
:'''Marge''': "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?" | :'''Marge''': "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?" | ||
:'''Smithers''': "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk." | :'''Smithers''': "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk." | ||
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!" | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!" | ||
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:''[His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]]s while a shocked crowd watches.]'' | :''[His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]]s while a shocked crowd watches.]'' | ||
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "Good Lord, this can't be happening!" | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "Good Lord, this can't be happening!" | ||
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears." | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears." | ||
:'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're lucky!" | :'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're lucky!" | ||
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:'''Homer''': ''[hallucinating]'' "I hope I didn't brain my damage." | :'''Homer''': ''[hallucinating]'' "I hope I didn't brain my damage." | ||
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:'''[[Spirit Guide|Coyote]]''': "There is a lesson you must learn." | :'''[[Spirit Guide|Coyote]]''': "There is a lesson you must learn." | ||
:'''Homer''': "If it's about laying off the [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|insanity peppers]], I'm way ahead of you." | :'''Homer''': "If it's about laying off the [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|insanity peppers]], I'm way ahead of you." | ||
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:''[In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]'' | :''[In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... ''[apprehensively]'' uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. ''[now speaking very quickly]'' I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!" | :'''Homer''': "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... ''[apprehensively]'' uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. ''[now speaking very quickly]'' I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!" | ||
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:''[Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]'' | :''[Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]'' | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[looking out window and seeing silhouette]'' "Hey, look! Is that Dad?" | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''[looking out window and seeing silhouette]'' "Hey, look! Is that Dad?" | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!" | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!" | ||
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:''[In the lighthouse, [[Marge]] catches up to [[Homer]] and they patch up their differences.]'' | :''[In the lighthouse, [[Marge]] catches up to [[Homer]] and they patch up their differences.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. | + | :'''Homer''': "Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because ..." |
:'''Marge''': ''[completing Homer's sentence]'' "We had a fight?" | :'''Marge''': ''[completing Homer's sentence]'' "We had a fight?" | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "Right, and we don't like the same things. | + | :'''Homer''': "Right, and we don't like the same things. It's like you're from Venus ..." |
:'''Marge''': "And you're from Mars." | :'''Marge''': "And you're from Mars." | ||
:'''Homer''': "Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters." | :'''Homer''': "Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters." | ||
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{{Season 8 Q}} | {{Season 8 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 23:00, August 19, 2010
- Homer: Hey, someone cut out the ad section! Who could that have been.
- Marge is holding scissors.
- Homer: Marge, did you cut up the paper? Why are you holding scissors?
- Marge{nervously}: Oh, these? I, uh, just felt the curtains needed trimming.
- Marge cuts curtains.
- Homer: I wonder why the Annual Chili Cook-Off has not advertised? Oh well, maybe they are just not having it this year.
- Lisa: Mom? Are you smoking?
- Marge is shown holding a cigarette.
- Marge: Oh, just thought I would fill the house with the rich aroma of tobacco.
- Phone rings. Homer answers.
- Homer: Yello? Hey, Lenny!
- Marge runs the vacuum cleaner.
- Homer: Sorry Lenny, what was that about getting together? I cannot hear you. Marge, could you please hold off on the vacuum cleaner?
- Marge rams vacuum cleaner into phone jack and disconnects Homer's conversation. Homer is out in front yard when he sees tents and signs advertising the Annual Chili Cook-off. He then catches on to the fact Marge has been keeping him away from finding out.
- Homer: I am missing the Chili Cook-off! Marge, how could you hide that from me?
- Marge: Oh all right, I kept it from you! But with good reason. Every time you go to that chili cook-off you get drunk as a sailor on liberty!
- Flashback to last year's Chili Cook-off. People are shocked as a naked Homer is cavorting in the cotton candy machine.
- Homer{slurred speech}: Look at me! Imma puffy pink cloud!
- Return to present.
- Homer: Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you remember it!
- [Homer interrupts Marge while she's looking at Lenny's crafts booth.]
- Homer: "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!"
- Marge: "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."
- Homer: "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun."
- Smithers: "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?"
- Marge: "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?"
- Smithers: "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk."
- Chief Wiggum: "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!"
- [His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several Guatemalan Insanity Peppers while a shocked crowd watches.]
- Mayor Quimby: "Good Lord, this can't be happening!"
- Dr. Hibbert: "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."
- Krusty: "His ears if we're lucky!"
- Homer: [hallucinating] "I hope I didn't brain my damage."
- Coyote: "There is a lesson you must learn."
- Homer: "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you."
- [In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]
- Homer: "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... [apprehensively] uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [now speaking very quickly] I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!"
- [Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]
- Bart: [looking out window and seeing silhouette] "Hey, look! Is that Dad?"
- Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!"
- [In the lighthouse, Marge catches up to Homer and they patch up their differences.]
- Homer: "Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because ..."
- Marge: [completing Homer's sentence] "We had a fight?"
- Homer: "Right, and we don't like the same things. It's like you're from Venus ..."
- Marge: "And you're from Mars."
- Homer: "Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters."
