Difference between revisions of "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer/Quotes"
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:''[Homer interrupts [[Marge]] while she's looking at [[Lenny]]'s crafts booth.]'' | :''[Homer interrupts [[Marge]] while she's looking at [[Lenny]]'s crafts booth.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "Maaaaaarrge! | + | :'''Homer''': "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!" |
:'''Marge''': "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face." | :'''Marge''': "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face." | ||
:'''Homer''': "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun." | :'''Homer''': "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun." | ||
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| − | :'''[[Smithers]]''': "Evenin', little lady. | + | :'''[[Smithers]]''': "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?" |
:'''Marge''': "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?" | :'''Marge''': "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?" | ||
:'''Smithers''': "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk." | :'''Smithers''': "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk." | ||
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!" | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!" | ||
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| − | :''[His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper | + | :''[His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]]s while a shocked crowd watches.]'' |
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "Good Lord, this can't be happening!" | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "Good Lord, this can't be happening!" | ||
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears." | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears." | ||
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're | + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're lucky!" |
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:'''Homer''': ''[Hallucinating]'' "I hope I didn't brain my damage." | :'''Homer''': ''[Hallucinating]'' "I hope I didn't brain my damage." | ||
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:'''Homer''': "If it's about laying off the [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|insanity peppers]], I'm way ahead of you." | :'''Homer''': "If it's about laying off the [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|insanity peppers]], I'm way ahead of you." | ||
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| − | :''[ | + | :''[In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': "Hello | + | :'''Homer''': "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... ''[apprehensively]'' uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. ''[now speaking very quickly]'' I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!" |
Revision as of 15:25, May 20, 2010
- Homer: [After being reminded of his drunken behavior at last year's Springfield Chili Cook-Off] "Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you remember it!"
- [Homer interrupts Marge while she's looking at Lenny's crafts booth.]
- Homer: "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!"
- Marge: "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."
- Homer: "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun."
- Smithers: "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?"
- Marge: "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?"
- Smithers: "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk."
- Chief Wiggum: "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!"
- [His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several Guatemalan Insanity Peppers while a shocked crowd watches.]
- Mayor Quimby: "Good Lord, this can't be happening!"
- Dr. Hibbert: "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."
- Krusty: "His ears if we're lucky!"
- Homer: [Hallucinating] "I hope I didn't brain my damage."
- Coyote: "There is a lesson you must learn."
- Homer: "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you."
- [In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]
- Homer: "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... [apprehensively] uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [now speaking very quickly] I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!"
