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Homer: So anyway, what I brought you all out here to tell you was, I bought a giant used magnet from the auto wreckers!

Marge: Should I even ask why?

Homer: I thought you could turn it on when work was over. It'd pull the car home! Think of what we'd save on gas! Plus, I could sleep in the car!

Lisa: Dad, while I admire the eco-friendly part of that idea, what about all the other cars?

Homer: What other cars? Oh! Those other cars!

Disco Stu: Homer Simpson, you've killed Disco Stu!

Judge Snyder: Mr. Stu, you're standing right in front of me.

Disco Stu: But Disco Stu has lost the will to live, your honor.

Disco Stu: I can't be Hip Hop Stu! I'm too groovy to change!

Lisa the Frog: Has anyone seen tonight's special guest?

Muppet: Um... did he taste anything like Elton John?

Lisa the Frog: You are our guest?

Muppet: Yeah, and he's really crocodile-rocking my lower intestine!

Lisa the Frog: Krusty the Bear? Where have you been for the last four months?

Krusty the Bear: Hibernating until the heat was off. I lost a bundle on the Fraggle Races and have some big gambling debts with Bert and Ernie.

Homer: For the last time, we're not building the house of straw. That's just asking for a big bad wolf attack!

Father Flanders: Howdy, pioneer-orinos! I'm Father Flanders! Is there's anything I can do for you, don't hesitate to ask!

Homer: Will you give us your house?

Father Flanders: Well, er... um...

Homer: Come on, W.W.J.D.?

Father Flanders: I suppose I could live in that tree.

Homer: Woo-hoo! Free house! Only in America!

Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, new girl! Need a tutor? American History is my best subject because there isn't much of it yet!

Lisa: And the last name on the roll call! Nellie Oleson!

Nellie Oleson: Just shorten it to Nel-Son!