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:''A press conference about a hijacked Laramie Cigarettes truck, to which Fat Tony is considered the chief suspect''
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:'''Chief Wiggum''': Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.
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:'''Reporter''': People have been demanding to know what will happen about the resulting tobacco shortage in Springfield.
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:'''Chief Wiggum''': I will now turn it over to a spokesman from Laramie Cigarettes.
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:'''Laramie Spokesman''': I am sorry to hear of the hijacking. To make up for this Laramie Tobacco has sent a new truck to Springfield, and the driver has been specifically instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.
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:'''Audience''': YAY!
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:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]:''' Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
 
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]:''' Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
 
:'''[[Fat Tony|Tony]]:''' Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
 
:'''[[Fat Tony|Tony]]:''' Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
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A press conference about a hijacked Laramie Cigarettes truck, to which Fat Tony is considered the chief suspect
Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.
Reporter: People have been demanding to know what will happen about the resulting tobacco shortage in Springfield.
Chief Wiggum: I will now turn it over to a spokesman from Laramie Cigarettes.
Laramie Spokesman: I am sorry to hear of the hijacking. To make up for this Laramie Tobacco has sent a new truck to Springfield, and the driver has been specifically instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.
Audience: YAY!

Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
Bart: No.
Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
Bart: Uh uh.
Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
Bart: I guess that's okay.
Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
Bart: Hell, no!

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