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Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut <ref>[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]</ref>. [[Mr. Burns]] once called him "Shady Bird Johnson" <ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref>.
 
Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut <ref>[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]</ref>. [[Mr. Burns]] once called him "Shady Bird Johnson" <ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref>.
  
He is an active member of the [[Springfield Republican Party]] and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. In Season 5's "[[$pringfield]]" (the Rich Texan's debut), Homer addresses the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again <ref>[[$pringfield]]</ref>. He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down [[Springfield]]'s tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill <ref>[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]</ref>. One of Richard's fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor <ref>[[The Simpsons Beyond Forever]]</ref>.
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He is an active member of the [[Springfield Republican Party]] and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. In Season 5's "[[$pringfield]]" (the Rich Texan's debut), Homer addresses the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again <ref>[[$pringfield]]</ref>. He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down [[Springfield]]'s tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill <ref>[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]</ref>. One of Richard's fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor <ref>[[The Simpsons Beyond Forever]]</ref>.
  
Richard always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same" <ref>[[$pringfield]]</ref>. He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned <ref>[[Pray Anything]]</ref>.  
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Richard always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same" <ref>[[$pringfield]]</ref>. He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned <ref>[[Pray Anything]]</ref>.
  
Richard revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches); he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus <ref>[[Midnight Towboy]]</ref>. He is also obsessive-compulsive <ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref>.
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Richard revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches); he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus <ref>[[Midnight Towboy]]</ref>. He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols <ref>[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]</ref>.
  
 
Richard stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach <ref>[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]</ref>
 
Richard stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach <ref>[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]</ref>
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===Family===
 
===Family===
Richard O'Hara has a gay grandson <ref>[[Million Dollar Abie]]</ref> and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas) <ref>[[Homerazzi]]</ref>.  
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Richard O'Hara has a gay grandson <ref>[[Million Dollar Abie]]</ref> and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas) <ref>[[Homerazzi]]</ref>.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==

Revision as of 19:40, August 12, 2010

Richard O'Hara
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Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Unknown
Alias(es): Senator Shady Bird Johnson
Age: 70s
Hair: Gray
Occupation: Business Owner
Relatives: Daughter: Paris Texan
First appearance: $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta


Richard O'Hara, also known as The Rich Texan and Senator Shady Bird Johnson is a rich, selfish, callous, but gregarious, business owner from Springfield. He wears a tan suit with a bolo tie and a white cowboy hat (which he wore on the day Kennedy was shot), and is in his 70s.

Biography

Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut [1]. Mr. Burns once called him "Shady Bird Johnson" [2].

He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. In Season 5's "$pringfield" (the Rich Texan's debut), Homer addresses the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again [3]. He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down Springfield's tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill [4]. One of Richard's fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor [5].

Richard always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same" [6]. He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned [7].

Richard revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches); he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus [8]. He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols [9].

Richard stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach [10]

Richard's license plate reads "NO SHAME" [11].

Family

Richard O'Hara has a gay grandson [12] and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas) [13].

Appearances

References


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