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Lisa: Bart, it's only the second day of half team holidays. How can you be bored alreadY?

Bart: Mum won't let me watch TV.

Lisa: Well, I'm filling the lonely hours away fro mschool by trying our career ideas, like "crusading civil rights/environmental lawyer". I'm also operating a model communal organic farm. The trasctor is solar-powered. It's going to be tough to find a way to make a fair profit and offer free daycare, but that's what falf terms are for. What about you Bart. How you planning to make the best use of your half terms?

Bart: I'd like to try out a creer, too. How about slot jockey? All you need are a pair of sweat peanrs, a cup full of nickles, and a taste for adventure.

Lisa: You're too young.

Bart: How about surly short-order dock?

Lisa: You can't cook!

Bart: Fiendish-but-lovable con man?

Lisa: It's lillegal!

Bart: How about top gun crop duster eeeexxxooow!

Lisa: Bart!!!

Homer: I thougt your mother said no TV?

Bart: Lisa talked her out of it.

Homer: She'll make a heckulva lawyer someday.