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Gil Gunderson: I see a sale for ol' Gil at two o'clock! This is gonna be the one! I can feel it! Hey tehre, sport! You look like could use a cool down. How about buying a chilly treat from ol' Gil?

Homer: This isn't a real ice-cream truck. Where's the music? And the pictures of the products? And shouldn't you be wearing a little hat?

Gil: Well... uh... some of the particulars are still to come the truck could use a coat of paint, but I got her for a song. And you can't go wrong with a good sole line of product! It practically sells itself! So, what do you say to a cone? Or maybe I could set you up with a lolly?

Homer: Nah! I don't hink so I'll wait for a truck with music and pictrus and a guy with a little hat.

Gil: Oh, jeeze! No! I can't lose another sale! I need this bad! Tell you what, how abot we go inside for a sit-down and hammer out a deal over a cup of coffee? Man to man.

Sign: Hours later

Gil: So it's settled then you'll buy a rocket lolly for 75 cents and an ice-cream sandwich for 65 cents. An i'll throw in a coupld of sherbet sticks, put a napkin on my head, and let you honk the horn a few times.

Homer: Deal!

Gil: Whoop-de-doo! Ol' Gil has finally caught a break!