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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!
:'''[[Bart]]''': C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.
 
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:'''[[Juliet]]''': Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!
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{{qf|[[Juliet]]}} Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!
:'''[[Romeo]]''': I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!
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{{qf|[[Romeo]]}} I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!
 
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:'''[[Scratchy]]''': You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.
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{{qf|[[Scratchy]]}} You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.
:'''[[Itchy]]''': Word!
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{{qf|[[Itchy]]}} Word!
 
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:'''[[King Lear]]''': Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!
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{{qf|[[King Lear]]}} Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!
:'''[[Regan]]''': A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?
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{{qf|[[Regan]]}} A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?
:'''[[King Lear]]''': Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"
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{{qf|King Lear}} Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"
 
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:'''[[King Lear]]''': I must find my daguther. My sweet loving child!
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{{qf|King Lear}} I must find my daughter. My sweet loving child!
:'''[[Richard III]]''': Some dogs were chewing on smoething in the bushes.
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{{qf|[[Richard III]]}} Some dogs were chewing on something in the bushes.
:'''[[King Lear]]''': Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--
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{{qf|King Lear}} Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--
:'''[[Romeo]]''': Hold it!
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{{qf|Romeo}} Hold it!
:'''[[King Lear]]''': What?
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{{qf|King Lear}} What?
:'''[[Romeo]]''': She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!
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{{qf|Romeo}} She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!
:'''[[King Lear]]''': Aaah!
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{{qf|King Lear}} Aaah!
:'''[[Cordelia]]''': Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!
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{{qf|[[Cordelia]]}} Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!
:'''[[Romeo]]''': Told ya!
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{{qf|Romeo}} Told ya!
:'''[[Cordelia]]''': You are so rude... so rude... so rude...
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{{qf|Cordelia}} You are so rude... so rude... so rude...

Revision as of 17:53, July 4, 2020



Lisa: Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!
Bart: C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.

Juliet: Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!
Romeo: I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!

Scratchy: You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.
Itchy: Word!

King Lear: Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!
Regan: A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?
King Lear: Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"

King Lear: I must find my daughter. My sweet loving child!
Richard III: Some dogs were chewing on something in the bushes.
King Lear: Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--
Romeo: Hold it!
King Lear: What?
Romeo: She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!
King Lear: Aaah!
Cordelia: Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!
Romeo: Told ya!
Cordelia: You are so rude... so rude... so rude...