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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} So where are you going? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Wherever the road takes us! As long as it's one of the blue Billy Graham-approved, family values states! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ned, as your best friend, I feel it's my duty while you're gone to look after your bumper pool table, big screen TV, and imported beer bar! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Oh, I've got that dovered, Homer! I made a couple of calls, and I'm donating my home to the poor while I'm gone. They take someone out of a filithy shack and let them housesit in the suburbs. It's called the love shack program! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} We clocked the vehicle going 90 miles per hour, and the car reeks of booze! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Wow! I must gave really tied one on, because I don't remember any of that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Not you! It was our boy, Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart! What did I tell you about drinking and driving? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nothing, I'm only ten! I can't drink or drive! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Touché! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Herman Hermann]]}} Mr. Simpson, I'm Herman of Herman's Military Antiques and Battle Supplies. I understand you're having a feud with your neighbor! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What? How'd you find out so fast? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Herman}} The Internet! Now, I know you both can't use funs, so may I suggest you let me supply you with the next best thing? The Splatter Shot 5000! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} A paint-bull gun? I don't know, Homer! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Comic Book Guy? What happened? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I had the misfortune of being caught in the crossfire between your father and Cletus this morning. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh, man, I'm so sorry. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} No need for apologies! it saved me purchasing a costume for toight's classic Star Trek masquerade ball by mimicking Frank Gorshin in episode #70 of the original series! "Let that be your last Battlefield." preachiest Star Trek ever! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I found both of our family trees! if you go back to the mid-1800s, they connect. We're all actually second cousins three times removed | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} What? It be true! And the unwritten country code states that there cain't be no feudin' between kinfolk! It just ain't right! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I agree! I'd never be able to hurt a family member! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How about all the times you chocked me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Those were just neck hugs! | |
Revision as of 08:10, May 9, 2021
- Homer: So where are you going?
- Ned Flanders: Wherever the road takes us! As long as it's one of the blue Billy Graham-approved, family values states!
- Homer: Ned, as your best friend, I feel it's my duty while you're gone to look after your bumper pool table, big screen TV, and imported beer bar!
- Ned: Oh, I've got that dovered, Homer! I made a couple of calls, and I'm donating my home to the poor while I'm gone. They take someone out of a filithy shack and let them housesit in the suburbs. It's called the love shack program!
- Chief Wiggum: We clocked the vehicle going 90 miles per hour, and the car reeks of booze!
- Homer: Wow! I must gave really tied one on, because I don't remember any of that!
- Chief Wiggum: Not you! It was our boy, Bart!
- Homer: Bart! What did I tell you about drinking and driving?
- Bart: Nothing, I'm only ten! I can't drink or drive!
- Homer: Touché!
- Herman Hermann: Mr. Simpson, I'm Herman of Herman's Military Antiques and Battle Supplies. I understand you're having a feud with your neighbor!
- Homer: What? How'd you find out so fast?
- Herman: The Internet! Now, I know you both can't use funs, so may I suggest you let me supply you with the next best thing? The Splatter Shot 5000!
- Marge: A paint-bull gun? I don't know, Homer!
- Bart: Comic Book Guy? What happened?
- Comic Book Guy: I had the misfortune of being caught in the crossfire between your father and Cletus this morning.
- Bart: Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
- Comic Book Guy: No need for apologies! it saved me purchasing a costume for toight's classic Star Trek masquerade ball by mimicking Frank Gorshin in episode #70 of the original series! "Let that be your last Battlefield." preachiest Star Trek ever!
- Lisa: I found both of our family trees! if you go back to the mid-1800s, they connect. We're all actually second cousins three times removed
- Homer: Huh?
- Cletus Spuckler: What? It be true! And the unwritten country code states that there cain't be no feudin' between kinfolk! It just ain't right!
- Homer: I agree! I'd never be able to hurt a family member!
- Bart: How about all the times you chocked me?
- Homer: Those were just neck hugs!
