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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society? | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society? | ||
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': What are you doing here? | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': What are you doing here? | ||
| − | :'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Congratulating Mr. | + | :'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Congratulating Mr. Simpson, chief. You see, he has just broken a hundred-year-old record! |
:'''[[Homer]]''': I did? | :'''[[Homer]]''': I did? | ||
:'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Yes. While in that tank, you held your breath for seven minutes and one secnod! | :'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Yes. While in that tank, you held your breath for seven minutes and one secnod! | ||
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Wonderful. Can I arrest him now? | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Wonderful. Can I arrest him now? | ||
| − | :'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Mr. Simpson's feat is quite | + | :'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Mr. Simpson's feat is quite historic. Are you familiar with Obadiah "Cheeks" Wilmington? |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': Was he the lead singer for | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Was he the lead singer for Blues Traveler? |
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow, Mr. Wolfcastle! I'm impressed at how fast you got this thing up to... 72 MPH! And in a school zone, no less! | :'''[[Homer]]''': Wow, Mr. Wolfcastle! I'm impressed at how fast you got this thing up to... 72 MPH! And in a school zone, no less! | ||
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:'''[[Lenny]]''': There, there. Lenny's listening. | :'''[[Lenny]]''': There, there. Lenny's listening. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': I've got to say, Clancy, there have been no | + | :'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': I've got to say, Clancy, there have been no accidents since you've taken over! Nice work! |
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': I guess I'm finally motivated! Unlike being police chief, a safety inspector can actually make a difference! | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': I guess I'm finally motivated! Unlike being police chief, a safety inspector can actually make a difference! | ||
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Revision as of 21:40, March 23, 2020
- Lisa: Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society?
- Clancy Wiggum: What are you doing here?
- Hollis Hurlbut: Congratulating Mr. Simpson, chief. You see, he has just broken a hundred-year-old record!
- Homer: I did?
- Hollis Hurlbut: Yes. While in that tank, you held your breath for seven minutes and one secnod!
- Clancy Wiggum: Wonderful. Can I arrest him now?
- Hollis Hurlbut: Mr. Simpson's feat is quite historic. Are you familiar with Obadiah "Cheeks" Wilmington?
- Homer: Was he the lead singer for Blues Traveler?
- Homer: Wow, Mr. Wolfcastle! I'm impressed at how fast you got this thing up to... 72 MPH! And in a school zone, no less!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: My apologies. But I am late for a massage... for my pot-bellied pig.
- Homer: Well, I still have to write you up.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: But this will be my twenty-first strike! I will lose my license!
- Homer: Isn't it just three strikes?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: When you're a celebrity, tickets are counted like dog years.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: You with the contraband! Freeze!
- Fat Tony: It's the fuzz! But how did you know about my illegal ice-shaving racket?
- Homer: We got an inside tip...
- Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips?!
- Johnny Tightlips: Sorry, boss. But sometimes I just need to talk to some-body about my issues.
- Lenny: And I'm a wonderful listener.
- Fat Tony: Much like our illegal snow cones, my heart is chipping away into many broken pieces.
- Lenny: There, there. Lenny's listening.
- Waylon Smithers: I've got to say, Clancy, there have been no accidents since you've taken over! Nice work!
- Clancy Wiggum: I guess I'm finally motivated! Unlike being police chief, a safety inspector can actually make a difference!
- Homer: Well, I guess this town might be safer with you in charge, Wiggy. Just promise not to work too hard.
- Clancy Wiggum: Easiest promise I ever made!
- Waylon Smithers: But, chief! The plant has never been safer! You can't just walk away!
- Clancy Wiggum: Sorry, Mr. Smithers. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't argue with an archaic statue from the town charter.
