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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} 200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook... | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} 200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook... | ||
{{qf|[[George Bush]]}} Don't worry, it gets easier every week. | {{qf|[[George Bush]]}} Don't worry, it gets easier every week. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, like we say: "The right house for the right person." | ||
| + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. The right house is the house that's for sale. The right person is anyone. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} But... all I did was tell the truth. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Of course you did! But there's ''the truth'', ''[Hutz glares at Marge and shakes his head]'' and ''the truth''! ''[Hutz smiles at Marge and nods]'' | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Maude]]}} Now slow down, Neddy. The home-buyers' course said always look inside the house before buying. | ||
| + | :''[The front wall of the house falls over, revealing a room with nothing but Lenny sitting at a table with a can of soup.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, there it is. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Please don't tell anyone how I live. | ||
{{Season 9|Q}} | {{Season 9|Q}} | ||
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- [Marge picks up her dole check]
- Marge: 200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook...
- George Bush: Don't worry, it gets easier every week.
- Lionel Hutz: Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach.
- Marge: Well, like we say: "The right house for the right person."
- Lionel Hutz: Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. The right house is the house that's for sale. The right person is anyone.
- Marge: But... all I did was tell the truth.
- Lionel Hutz: Of course you did! But there's the truth, [Hutz glares at Marge and shakes his head] and the truth! [Hutz smiles at Marge and nods]
- Maude: Now slow down, Neddy. The home-buyers' course said always look inside the house before buying.
- [The front wall of the house falls over, revealing a room with nothing but Lenny sitting at a table with a can of soup.]
- Marge: Well, there it is.
- Lenny: Please don't tell anyone how I live.
