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− | ==A Savage Thaw Gameplay==
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− | ===Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3===
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− | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 12th:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Like all good Christmas tales, ours opens in a small town, whose citizens are about to be plunged into a nightmare of blood-soaked gore.}}
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− | {{TB|No gore!}}
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− | {{TB|Don't censor the boy, Marge. I'm sure the gore isn't gratuitous. I've never been so sure about anything.}}
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− | {{TB|No gore!}}
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− | {{TB|You really know how to hamstring an artist, Mom.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Tell a Cliché Story (6s, Simpson House)<br/>On job start:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Terrorists have taken over a building downtown. The only hope? A rogue cop with a bad attitude.}}
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− | {{TB|You're just ripping off “Die Hard”.}}
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− | {{TB|It's a reboot. That's what creative people do -- take an old movie, remake it, and say it's been “reimagined for a new generation”.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|My little man sounds just like J.J. Abrams!}}
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− | {{TB|As I was saying... how many rules does this cop play by? How does “zero” sound, friend?}}
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− | ===A Savage Thaw Intro===
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− | {{THT|After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Hey, Savage!}}
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− | {{TB|That's my name. Coincidentally, it's also a pretty good description of my character.}}
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− | {{TB|The Captain wants to see us in his office. Whatever he says, try to play by the rules for once?}}
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− | {{TB|Hi, policemans! I'm the one in charge, so what I say goes for sure!}}
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− | {{TB|I've got a big police job for you. You're playing Monopoly with me!}}
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− | {{TB|Sure, I'll play. But not by the rules.}}
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− | {{TB|Savage!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Give a Tough Guy Sneer (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try Not to Panic (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>If the user Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Try to Remember How to Discipline (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|My police gun shot me again.}}
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− | {{TB|You think maybe we should take you to the hospital, Captain?}}
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− | {{TB|I have a police car with police lights and police sounds and one time I ranned over a pedestrian.}}
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− | {{TB|Not much of a story so far, but credit where credit's due -- Bart can really write for Ralph.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===A Savage Thaw Pt. 1===
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− | {{THT|After completing A Savage Thaw Intro:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Robbers are robbing a bank! Somebody call the police!}}
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− | {{TB|Sounds like a job for a loose cannon and his gutless partner.}}
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− | {{TB|I don't know, Savage. Maybe we should sit this one out.}}
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− | {{TB|The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like <nowiki>*</nowiki>pew pew<nowiki>*</nowiki>.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|“Snow shooters”. I like how harmless that sounds.}}
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− | {{TB|Thought I'd throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say “snow shooters”, you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.}}
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− | {{TB|I'm on it!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Practice His Action Puns (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Do Paperwork (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x100]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|All right Meeks, let's roll out.}}
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− | {{TB|Have fun catching the bad guys! I'll suspend you for taking the law into your own hands when you get back!}}
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− | ===A Savage Thaw Pt. 2===
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− | {{THT|After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Okay Meeks, what are we looking at, here?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We got terrorists inside the bank, with an unknown number of hostages. The police negotiator is on his way, so sit tight--}}
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− | {{TB|Banzai charge! }}
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− | {{TB|Wait! Don't charge in until we have a plan!}}
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− | {{TB|I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Storm the Snow Bank (8h, Snow Bank)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try Not to Get Taken Hostage (8h, Snow Bank)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let's make like snow and flake!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>kicks over a cabinet<nowiki>*</nowiki> Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!}}
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− | {{TB|Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages. }}
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− | {{TB|You're a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?}}
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− | {{TB|Oh my God. They're... they're...}}
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− | {{TB|They're Christmas Carolers. The worst, most annoying people on Earth. And you let them live.}}
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− | {{TB|Nooooooo!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===A Savage Thaw Pt. 3===
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− | {{THT|After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I wear my policeman's uniform over my PJs so I don't have to change into my PJs at night so bedtime is five minutes later!}}
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− | {{TB|Uh, you wanted to see us, Chief?}}
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− | {{TB|Hand in your badge, Savage! I'm mad at you for I-forget-why!}}
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− | {{TB|Probably, I'm guessing, because we let the bad guys get away?}}
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− | {{TB|...}}
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− | {{TB|My PJs are itchy under my uniform.}}
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− | {{TB|Let's question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Play Bad Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>If the user Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself “Deep Freeze”.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Remember when Silly McGilly shot up that mall? Peerless psycho.}}
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− | {{TB|Not as bad as when Love-ums the King of Hugs killed and ate an entire preschool. }}
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− | {{TB|You guys talking about Deep Freeze? Good guy. I met him in the bank holdup, but he let me go.}}
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− | {{TB|Finally! The real hero of the story arrives!}}
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− | {{TB|I was supposed to be his hostage, but he said I was too fat and dumb to take along. Said I smelled, too. And that I was dumb.}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>ANNOYED GRUNT<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===A Savage Thaw Pt. 4===
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− | {{THT|After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Can I ask you a few questions, Fat Smelly Dummy?}}
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− | {{TB|Don't respond to that, Story Homer. }}
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− | {{TB|Fire away, Copper!}}
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− | {{TB|Dammit! Have some self-respect, me!}}
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− | {{TB|Did Deep Freeze reveal anything to you about his evil plan?}}
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− | {{TB|He wouldn't stop talking about Christmas, or all the presents he was gonna buy with the stolen loot.}}
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− | {{TB|Weird that a criminal would care so much about Christmas...}}
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− | {{TB|I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it's black-out drunk.}}
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− | {{TB|To Moe's! }}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Visit Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Drink at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets (24h, Snow Bank)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|That's ten eggnogs you've had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?}}
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− | {{TB|Nothin' yet. One more eggnog oughta do it. Or per'aps a tasty eggnog will help!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>heavy sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I think this is a dead end, this guy has no idea where Deep Freeze is.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Deep Freeze? He's robbing the Snow Bank again right now.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Why would he rob it again, when he knows it's been cleaned out?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It ain't easy coming up with new buildings for this town every couple months. Can't justify all that work unless you use them multiple times.}}
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− | {{TB|We'd better take the Snow Mobile.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===A Savage Thaw Pt. 5===
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− | {{THT|After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Chief, we're heading back to the Snow Bank. Deep Freeze is up to something.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We're not sure what, exactly. But it appears to be highly repetitive.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Officers Rod and Todd are on site. They're authorized to pray for Deep Freeze with extreme prejudice.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Rod and Todd?! But they're incompetent!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
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− | {{TB|“Incompetent”? What's that?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hoo boy.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart and Milhouse Drive the Snow Mobile (12h, Milhouse)<br/>If the user has Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Play Dress Up in the Evidence Closet (12h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Surrender, Deep Freeze! We've got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We've already turned one cheek. Don't make us turn the other one!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You don't scare me, Coppers. }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well maybe I do!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Savage! Okay, how about a plea deal - I'll tell youse who's really pulling the strings, and youse let me go.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Youse'll find the real kingpin at the Truck Stop Diner.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Another new building, eh? All right. Let's unlock it and see what's what.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===A Savage Thaw Pt. 6===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I know what you're gonna say, Savage, but I'd really love to do a quick perimeter check of the diner before we--}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've got a dumber idea.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't say “banzai charge”. Don't say “banzai charge”...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sound of explosions<nowiki>*</nowiki> How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that's a good idea?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Storm the Truck Stop Diner (8h, Truck Stop Diner)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try to Minimize the Damage (8h, Truck Stop Diner)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Stop right there, we've got you cornered...Santa Claus? }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You bet your stockings it is! }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I needed the cash! You think it's CHEAP making toys for every child in the world? }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that's easy on a saint's income?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way... for a cut of the loot. }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist! }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it's just cheap!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Then why am I so completely satisfied and fulfilled as an audience member? Huh? Answer that!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Christmas is Canceled Pt. 4===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 6:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slow clap<nowiki>*</nowiki> Wow! What a story! I never could have predicted Officer Savage was a bad guy.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's my point. There was nothing prior to the big reveal to indicate, however subtly, that--}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Face it, Lisa. The public loved my story. And the ignorant masses are never wrong about these things.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I don't know, that story was a little violent for me. There were so many car chases and explosions!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The bedrock of any great story is car chases and explosions. Aristotle said that.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What about a good romance? Everyone loves love.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The trick is to find the right amount of nudity. Brief enough that it doesn't damage the children, but long enough that I give a damn.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Santa's Little Helper, 30 Years Ago===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 17th:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: Santa's Little Helper|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Santa’s Little Helper now has a special animated job to celebrate thirty years since “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” premiered on TV – December 17th 1989.}}
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− | ==Paramours of Christmas Past Gameplay==
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− | ===Christmas is Canceled Pt. 5===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 19th:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Marge, you've been watching an awful lot of Hallmark Channel. Promise me this won't be one of those boring, cookie-cutter holiday TV romances.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|“Boring”? What's boring about watching C-list actors falling slowly in love over a surprise-free, two-hour slog?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I could have phrased that better…}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, you're right. Tell your story. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that marriage is a compromise.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If there's a second thing I've learned, it's how to retreat into an interior fantasy world whenever things get dull around here.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Awww, Homie.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 1===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Marge, my beautiful fiancée! Ready to jet off to the Bahamas for a snowless, un-Christmas-y holiday?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're marrying Flanders in this story?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The heroine ALWAYS starts out engaged to the wrong man. Respect the formula!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, how I hate Christmas, ever since I hardened my heart and took a high-powered job of some kind in the city.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But I must return to my hometown to help my mother run the family Christmas tree farm for the next few weeks.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Won't you be miserable, surrounded by all that snow and Christmas cheer?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't worry. I'm sure I won't rediscover the magic of Christmas. Or fall back in love with the man I was always meant to be with.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Uh, who said anything about another man?}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Return to Her Hometown (4h, Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Stockings [x100]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mom, I'm home!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>wakes up<nowiki>*</nowiki> Marge! What a surprise to see you here!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Have you been sleeping on my parents' couch since I left seven years ago?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No! Sometimes I cry myself to sleep in ditches and storm drains. Anyway, I work at your family's Christmas tree farm now.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Homer, I'm truly sorry I had to pursue my dream of being an executive in publishing, or advertising, or whatever it is.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But now you've returned to run the family business?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No. In order to run a Christmas tree farm, you have to believe in the power of Christmas. Otherwise the accounting is impossible.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|True. You can't manage the books without childlike innocence. That's just business reality.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 2===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mom, how could you hire my ex-fiancé to work at our family business?}}
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− | {{TB|Well, I wouldn't have had to if YOU still held Christmas in your heart. But noooooo! }}
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− | {{TB|I discovered a better world. A world of business, and misplaced priorities, and boyfriends who don't understand the real me!}}
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− | {{TB|What do you even do? You've never bothered to tell me!}}
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− | {{TB|Isn't it enough to know that it stresses me out, and I think that makes me happy, but it's actually killing me inside?!}}
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− | {{TB|Hi, Marge. Fancy seeing you here at the place where I work. Here, let me help you set up.}}
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− | {{TB|Homer, seeing you reminds me of when I was young and carefree and full of hope. And I don't like that! }}
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− | {{TB|…is what I'm telling myself.}}
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− | {{TB|I'll just move some Christmas trees around, so you can notice what all this physical labor has done for my muscles.}}
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− | {{TB|Hey, remember how much we used to love hanging Christmas lights? }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I guess a scene of us having fun together despite my reservations could be useful, story-wise...}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sound of trees suddenly all catching on fire<nowiki>*</nowiki> Oh. Hmm. I'm a little out of practice...}}
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− | ===Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 3===
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− | {{TB|I'll put the fire out! <nowiki>*</nowiki>runs into a flaming tree, catches fire, uses burning self to light a second tree on fire<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|The family business is ruined. Marge, you're free to return to your job in... is it fashion? Finance?}}
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− | {{TB|It's a mix of those two, plus the music industry and something Internet-y.}}
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− | {{TB|But I'm not going to let the Christmas tree farm fail. Not when I've got so much experience working in a field that's not exactly luxury retail, but similar.}}
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− | {{TB|Because I'm a driven, self-sacrificing, serious, no-fun kind of--}}
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− | {{TB|WE GET IT.}}
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− | {{TB|I need to research the holiday industry. I'll spend a weekend at a quaint country inn that's Christmas-themed year round!}}
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− | {{TB|Is that even a real thing?}}
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− | {{TB|In stories like this one, they are literally EVERYWHERE.}}
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− | ===Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 4===
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− | {{THT|After completing Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>rings front desk bell<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hello? Is anyone here? I have a reservation. }}
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− | {{TB|Welcome! Fresh gingerbread cookie? Nothing reignites your lost connection to Christmas like gingerbread!}}
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− | {{TB|I'm trying to maintain my Scrooge-y humbuggery for a few more quests, thanks. }}
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− | {{TB|Eventually, my heart will melt and I'll give in to the season. But not yet!}}
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− | {{TB|That would be a TERRIFIC moment to run weeping into the arms of the true love you abandoned seven years ago...}}
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− | {{TB|That's the plan! But in the meantime, bah humbug! <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|All this Christmas magic has me rethinking my life. I wish my cold, practical fiancé was here to refreeze my fast-melting heart.}}
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− | {{TB|Hello, Marge!}}
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− | {{TB|My beloved Flanders! It's a Christmas miracle! <nowiki>*</nowiki>embraces him dramatically<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>pushes her away <nowiki>*</nowiki> “Christmas miracle”? Try to be practical and dour, won't you?}}
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− | {{TB|I'm trying, Flanders my dear. Nothing scares me more than the prospect of rediscovering my true self and daring to love Christmas.}}
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− | {{TB|I swear to you, I will NOT let that happen!}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, Flanders! Thank God you're here with me, instead of my true love!}}
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− | {{TB|Uh... }}
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− | ===Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 5===
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− | {{THT|After completing Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ooh, look! There are Christmas lights wound around the bedposts! Isn't that cheery?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No! Christmas is a silly, frivolous holiday. And if you don't know that, then maybe we shouldn't be together!}}
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− | {{TB|Now I will wildly overreact to this -- in a way no actual person ever would -- and storm out! <nowiki>*</nowiki>storms out<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|Marge! It is I, the Ghost of Christmas Past! You cannot marry that man!}}
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− | {{TB|Hey! What did I say about “A Christmas Carol” knockoffs! I won't have it!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I couldn't help myself! Just one Christmas ghost. Promise.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've been sent to remind you of the good times you had with Homer.}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, I like the cut of this guy's jib. Objection withdrawn.}}
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− | {{TB|So, Mr. Ghost. I'm still waiting to hear why Homer is the man I should give my love to.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, um. Let me think here...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just one good reason would do it...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out The Ghost of Christmas Past Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, this is harder than I thought it'd be...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Marge, thank goodness I found you!}}
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− | {{TB|Homer? How did you find me here?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Let's say I followed a star in the sky that led me to you. Let's NOT say I hacked your email account.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's a Christmas miracle! We are MEANT to be together! <nowiki>*</nowiki>kisses Homer<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 6===
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− | {{THT|After completing Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|All right Margie, I've returned from my walk ready to hear your apology.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Margie! Why are you kissing that man?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've decided to give my heart to someone who places a weird amount of importance on Christmas.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Also, he's been obsessed with me for years, which I gotta say feels pretty great.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Come on, Marge, let's go make up for all those Christmases we missed together.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Sit On Homer's Lap (12h, Santa Homie, Homer)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh Homie. I’m so happy. Even though I’m with a man who can only be truly happy during the brief Christmas season.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, January through November is not pretty with me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Convenient news, Marge! I have to leave forever to take care of my beloved Mr. Burns, so I'm gifting the Snowed Inn to you.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just ensure it's Christmas here year round.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Year round? What a disastrous business model, which let's all just agree will work out fine!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Christmas is Canceled Pt. 6===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Paramours of Christmas Past Pt. 6:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, what did you all think of my story?}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>wakes up with a start<nowiki>*</nowiki> Is it over? Thank the Lord.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>also waking<nowiki>*</nowiki> Bart! Show some respect for your mother's riveting tale! Great story, Marge. Very suspenseful. }}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>also waking<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>sucking noises<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Did anyone NOT sleep through it? Lisa?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>snoring<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|All right, fine. Who thinks they can do better? Huh? Huh?}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ==Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Gameplay==
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− | ===Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 26th:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Everybody ready for MY story now? Then buckle up, ‘cause we are “go” for story, in three...two...one...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What am I doing? I clean forgot -- in order to make up stories, you need an imagination.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I killed mine at the age of eighteen. A thousand beers and -- BOOM! That sucker was dead and buried. }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Rest in peace, my creativity!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>begins to draw a picture<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Look! Maggie's drawing something, I think SHE wants to tell a story!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It looks like her block train!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ooh! That's how we'll do this: Maggie, YOU make up the story and your father will translate!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 1===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, so there was this really cool baby who liked playing with toy trains.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sorry, not “toy” trains -- real ones. In fact, she had just booked a ticket on the best train of all -- the North Pole Express!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Maggie, are you excited to go visit Santa Claus?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ooh, good idea! I'll bake fresh cookies to give to Santa.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yes. I'll be sure to make CHRISTMAS cookies. Obviously.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Look, I know you're nervous to meet Father Christmas. But you're one year old. Get a grip.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: Maggie<br/>'''Task''': Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off (4h, Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa (4h, Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x100]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're right Maggie! Santa's train is here to pick us up. }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|All aboard the Santa Express! Next stop, the South Pole!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, right. Let me turn this thing around...}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 2===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So Otto, how long have you been the conductor of the Santa Express?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, ever since they invented magic trains that run on Christmas wishes. }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Which was in, like, 2011. Elon Musk has trouble focusing on one project at a time.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>clunk<nowiki>*</nowiki> Whoops! The magic boiler needs more fuel. Do me a solid and tell it some of your Christmas wishes.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I don't think the boiler speaks pacifier. I'm gonna need a translation, lady.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train)<br/>'''Task''': Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish (4h, Toy Train)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x350])<br/>On job start:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Maggie says she'd like a new pacifier for Christmas.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's depressingly practical, kid. Come on, think big. Seriously, or we'll freeze to death out here.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|How about: “Christmas every day of the year and infinity presents”?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Whoa! That did the trick! Yeah, we love when a kid asks for the impossible.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|“Always leave ‘em a little disappointed”, Santa says. He's one sick puppy, Kris Kringle.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ===Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 3===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|North Pole! Everybody get out!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Otto! Remember that baby you brought on your last run? Gerald? One big, weird eyebrow?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|He stole Santa's sleigh, with all the presents!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Jolly Old Saint Nick freaked, crawled into a bowl of ‘nog, and ran off crying into the snow!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Conductor Otto Icon}}
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− | {{TB|In this cold, it's probably best to just accept that he's dead. Well, Christmas was fun while it lasted, gang!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Maggie says we can't give up! So what if Santa gets hypothermia and loses a few fingers and toes...?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...and, yes, probably his nose, too. We can still save him!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Look for Santa (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Maggie Resent Gerald (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Place Pile of Presents [x3]<br/>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x350]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Over here! I think we found him!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|More ‘nog. Just want eggy oblivion...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't give up, Santa! The world loves you!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>notices Marge, instantly sobers<nowiki>*</nowiki> Whoa! Happy Christmas, gorgeous. We don't see many naughty girls up here.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|She doesn't like that you're hitting on her mother, Sir.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Santa Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey, what Mrs. Claus don't know won't kill her. Aw, crap! Cheese it, she's here!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Santa, there you are! }}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ===Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 4===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mom? Dad? How come in both your stories, you're with other people?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I guess that IS pretty dark for a Christmas update. Best not to think about it. }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Probably means nothing. Or, something huge. No way to know, really. Anyhoo...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Claus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Come on, Santa. Let's get you back home. }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What about the stolen presents, Santa? Don't you want your sleigh back?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just let the big guy sleep it off. We can push Christmas a few days, right?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I think Canada celebrates Christmas on February 6th or something. We'll do it then.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're right, Maggie. I won't let America get dragged down to Canada's level, either. Let's save American Christmas!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Cookies [x350]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Look Maggie, up ahead there's a creepy castle made of toys. That could be Baby Gerald's evil lair.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki> }}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Geez, I don't think we have to get quite THAT violent with him. Take it easy, kiddo.}}
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− | ===Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 5===
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− | {{TB|Gerald! The jig is up! Fork over the sleigh and no one gets hurt!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>ominous glare<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|I was praying it wouldn't come to this... }}
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− | {{TB|BABY DANCE BATTLE!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>exhausted glare<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, seriously, who won? I mean, you both just danced like babies for a while. It's hard to tell.}}
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− | {{TB|Way to go, Maggie!}}
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− | {{TB|Into the sleigh, Bad Baby Gerald! We're sending you home!}}
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− | ===Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 6===
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− | {{THT|After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|I always thought it was reindeer that pulled Santa's sleigh, but these greyhounds are pretty cute.}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|Yes, it certainly was sweet of you to work Santa's Little Helper into the story.}}
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− | {{TB|That's great fan service, Maggie!}}
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− | {{TB|Your sleigh's all packed and ready to go, Santa!}}
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− | {{TB|Not in my current condition. I could run over some kid, and the laws against drunk sleighing are WAY draconian now.}}
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− | {{TB|You must deliver the presents, Marge. And when you get back, why not stay a while?}}
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− | {{TB|What about Mrs. Claus? }}
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− | {{TB|She went out for candy canes and hasn't come back. I think she met another immortal fatso.}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, you poor man!}}
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− | {{TB|So what do you say? I could make you very jolly...}}
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− | ===Christmas is Canceled Pt. 8===
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− | {{THT|After completing Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 6:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>ow<nowiki>*</nowiki> Marge, Maggie punched me!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TB|That's what you get for ending another Christmas story with a Homer/Marge make-out fest.}}
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− | {{TB|...and remember folks -- the holidays is no time for moderation! Please drink Duff irresponsibly!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>screams<nowiki>*</nowiki> The TV is working again, oh thank goodness! Christmas is saved!}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>unplugs TV<nowiki>*</nowiki> Not so fast! You didn't really think you'd sit around telling stories and leave out old Abe?!}}
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− | {{TB|Hold tight to your cocoa, ‘cause I've got a lulu for ya!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make the Simpsons Escape Grampa's Storytelling [x5] (4h, Simpson House)<br/>On job start:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|...and that's how Eugene McCarthy saved Santa's Workshop from the creeping threat of elf socialism.}}
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− | {{TB|Of course, the foiled Reds weren't about to just sit on their heels. Which is why they put together the greatest baseball team in history, the 1958 Albany Commie Spies, led by a young me. }}
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− | {{TB|Santa was fielding a pretty crackerjack squad himself. Mostly reindeer, but also the illegitimate half-elf son of Shoeless Joe Jackson.}}
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− | {{TB|So, the World Series matchup was set...}}
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