Difference between revisions of "Little Shop of Homers/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, Lisa, no use crying over dead plants. I'll snatch a fern out of Smithers' office for you. He'll never miss it. That guy has '''hundreds''' of 'em! |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't bother, Dad. I'm '''doomed''' to failure. I might as well quit before I develop any more visions of rising beyond my humble origins. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' That's the spirit! |
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| − | :'''[[Lou]]''' | + | :'''[[Lou]]:''' Hey, Apu. What can you tell us about this [[Homer Plant|plant]]? |
| − | :'''[[Apu]]''' | + | :'''[[Apu]]:''' Why do you people persist in asking me questions for which I could possibly have no answers? |
| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''' | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Say, Apu, don't you sell plants now? |
| − | :'''Apu''' | + | :'''Apu:''' Oh... yes! What was your question to which I should reply again? |
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| − | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''' | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I'd like to purchase this monstrosity. Name your price, humble shop owner. I need more fodder for my compost heap. |
Revision as of 10:59, May 7, 2017
- Homer: Oh, Lisa, no use crying over dead plants. I'll snatch a fern out of Smithers' office for you. He'll never miss it. That guy has hundreds of 'em!
- Lisa: Don't bother, Dad. I'm doomed to failure. I might as well quit before I develop any more visions of rising beyond my humble origins.
- Homer: That's the spirit!
- Lou: Hey, Apu. What can you tell us about this plant?
- Apu: Why do you people persist in asking me questions for which I could possibly have no answers?
- Chief Wiggum: Say, Apu, don't you sell plants now?
- Apu: Oh... yes! What was your question to which I should reply again?
- Mr. Burns: I'd like to purchase this monstrosity. Name your price, humble shop owner. I need more fodder for my compost heap.
